This episode of the Simpsons is darker than usual
You grab the other end of my Winkle, Man. #Traitors
The Faithful banished a Traitor one night, the next night, they banished a Faithful.
Claudia: FAITHFULS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Calm down!
Interviewer: "What makes you think you are qualified for this job?"
Jack from The Traitors: "I'm a gardener from Yorkshire and I want the moneyyyyyyyyyy"
Actually the first time in ages I've been early at paying my self employment tax 😱😂
Me when I've found the trolley in the supermarket that didn't require me to put a pound in
Checking in for one night at a hotel with a suitcase: "Of course sir, here is your room card"
Checking in for one night at your parents house with the same suitcase: "Bloody 'ell, how long you stayin' for?"
An often occurrence with having a birthday on New Years Eve is that people come up to you at midnight and remind you it's not your birthday anymore. Why does this not happen to anyone else on any other day of the year?
The way my brain works using dating apps is wild. It's just me swiping left on people because my brain has just given me a reason why that person won't like me.
I am looking forward to being invested a bit more into the lore of the "Scrub" universe and seeing how the Scrub family expands over time.
It's just not going to be the same without Sid James or Kenneth Williams.
Nobody holds their hands behind their back, better than Mahershala Ali on film. I have little knowledge of his personal life.
Please, for the love of everything good in the world, will you stop singing the "so good" bit in Sweet Caroline. It doesnt exist. Just fucking stop it.
Wait, was I supposed to be calling it Whamageddon like "Warmageddon" all this time? Cause it never really made sense before. Because we don't say am-a-geddon, its like arm-a-geddon. WHAT IS IT?
Good morning to everyone except those people with loud exhausts for absolutely no reason.
Had a lovely time watching the Bournville Christmas lights being switched on tonight
But it just grows back again 😭
Start the vinyl journey with him, I've just done that with my 7 Yr old and he's loving it
I'm 42, I'm gonna admit, I don't know why you're all saying 'demure' so much recently.
Absolutely love my Pixel 9 Pro
God damn this is a good looking (and tasting) breakfast
There is something so relaxing about just coming and having brunch/lunch on your own.
Good morning Bluesky 😊
Stop being so god damn adorable you pair
#Rats #ratsofbluesky
I've only just started thinking about Christmas and complete panic has set in
I swear festival posters are just becoming an eye test to deter the older generations... "you don't need to see the bottom bit Grandad, you won't know who 'HOOF' and 'Troll Edmonds' are anyway"
In the world of quiz, I like The Wheel. I'm not keen on random for winning things but as a viewer format I think it works.
What do you think @paulsinha.bsky.social ?
My perfect woman is literally just, Hannah Fry.
Owning a pet that has babies is mad. Essentially we go "I love you as a pet, but I'm going to sell your kids, soz"
