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We gotta find us a monkey and give him a gun. This sounds like something easily done in Vegas. Sean, you're on point.

Hell yeah.

I mean, same.

Also,

Am I some kind of joke to you?

I feel like @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social needs to weigh in on this.

The future is amazing.

Where did they get it?

People.

Thwarted totally posted this. I took a screen shot.

Uh huh

The greatest three panels in the history of comics. Hellboy and the Monkey gun

(I'm the little weenie)

A lot more of you should really block me. I'm like a monkey with a handgun on this website.

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I am always looking for a home for little weenies.

My Bluesky wife said I wanted NO pickles on my sandwich.

bsky.app/profile/dany...

Oh that sucks. Elon Musk made comedy legal again on X. You're stuck with the Killjoys on here.

Try X, the everything app™

I totally screen shotted one of his posts and painted over the text then wrote my own. It takes less than five minutes and corn cobs most dipshits in seconds 🤣🤣🤣

In case you're wondering; The font for Bluesky is called Roboto-Regular, and the .ttf file can be found free with a Google search, then applied to most image editors available in the app store.

We don't do the funny on this web page Kelly. It's only Wokescolding and Vote Blue No Matter Who.

Hi Debbie. This guy blocked me. He just corrects everyone, deletes posts, then blocks. What a dick.

No, definitely isn't funny. Trump found the cure for male loneliness anyway. Didn't you read the post?

Happy families with their new hot dogs.

I'm taking four Hot Dogs and giving them to loving homes.

Denny Dorko @dennydorko.bsky.social I didn't write that recently, so I don't know how long you have been keeping that. You said you were targetting me, so I have reported you.

🤣🤣🤣 He genuinely thinks that he is special and being targeted for his pedantic replies about politics. This is an absolute win.

This is fake news.

Screenshotted before you deleted Denny. We keep receipts here.

Always with the final word. That's why we're targeting you Denny. We're worried your commitment to correcting people on the letter of the statement and not the spirit threatens the conspiracy.

No, Denny is a Gen X dickhole.

Receipts don't lie @dennydorko.bsky.social. We got your ass.

The instant you opened your Yap. You wanted discourse. Man, quit being so angry.

For a Generation that called themselves "Slackers" they sure are committed to being pedantic.

I mean, it's implicit, but we aren't dealing with a rational man here.

Fuck Denny. Can't you let things go. You're gonna give yourself a heart attack with all that critical rage. You just have to get the last word again and again.

I know you Gen Xr's think you don't need mental Healthcare, but it gonna kill you.

I didn't ask your opinion Denny, but your inability to not be critical of others no matter how superficial is why we're here, so...