the stars are air holes
16.09.2023 03:18 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1the stars are air holes
16.09.2023 03:18 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1I've never heard of Pressie before but I know one thing for certain: she's real
14.09.2023 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's a chupacabra not a chupavaca!
14.09.2023 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Give it another eight years, you gotta learn patience
14.09.2023 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a great day to be alive and be yourself
14.09.2023 14:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy Thursday, Krystal
14.09.2023 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every now and then they release a new Mario Kart
14.09.2023 14:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes they do, it's a form of goat therapy
14.09.2023 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You'll never know for sure until you don a jaguar mask and start a street fight with an old CEO
14.09.2023 14:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your mom
14.09.2023 14:11 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's right. Get that hog some knowledge and a steady paycheck.
14.09.2023 14:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I'm too old to be a skeptic now. The alien mummies are real. Bigfoot is real. The cosmic serpent is real. But the chupacabra? 100% fake.
14.09.2023 14:05 — 👍 85 🔁 11 💬 12 📌 0I feel really bad for talented authors who want to make a career as genre novelists nowadays because they have a higher chance of being struck by lightning twice than getting a manuscript published
14.09.2023 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't remember it but it seems self-explanatory
13.09.2023 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
EEG stands for
Elegant
Effervescent
GHair
a redpresentative, if you will
13.09.2023 19:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He just got stuck in that old man's cave for awhile
13.09.2023 19:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It turns out we all wanted something else to get us through this
13.09.2023 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never. The Byzantine Empire, on the other hand...
13.09.2023 18:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dried up alleged alien corpse in a satin lined coffin.
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
13.09.2023 18:23 — 👍 230 🔁 34 💬 8 📌 0Petrification during Slumber
13.09.2023 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Petrification
13.09.2023 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You won't regret watching those 26 seconds
13.09.2023 17:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.
13.09.2023 16:48 — 👍 956 🔁 214 💬 17 📌 4Did not expect enthusiastic Citizen Kane hate
13.09.2023 16:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've never seen Citizen Kane
13.09.2023 16:45 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Hey thanks you too
13.09.2023 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shania Migraine
13.09.2023 15:54 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Me and the homie looking at you right after you suggest we steal the Declaration of Independence.
12.09.2023 19:52 — 👍 70 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0