the stars are air holes
I've never heard of Pressie before but I know one thing for certain: she's real
It's a chupacabra not a chupavaca!
Give it another eight years, you gotta learn patience
It's a great day to be alive and be yourself
Happy Thursday, Krystal
Every now and then they release a new Mario Kart
Yes they do, it's a form of goat therapy
You'll never know for sure until you don a jaguar mask and start a street fight with an old CEO
Your mom
That's right. Get that hog some knowledge and a steady paycheck.
I'm too old to be a skeptic now. The alien mummies are real. Bigfoot is real. The cosmic serpent is real. But the chupacabra? 100% fake.
I feel really bad for talented authors who want to make a career as genre novelists nowadays because they have a higher chance of being struck by lightning twice than getting a manuscript published
I don't remember it but it seems self-explanatory
EEG stands for
Elegant
Effervescent
GHair
a redpresentative, if you will
He just got stuck in that old man's cave for awhile
It turns out we all wanted something else to get us through this
Never. The Byzantine Empire, on the other hand...
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
Petrification during Slumber
Petrification
You won't regret watching those 26 seconds
People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.
Did not expect enthusiastic Citizen Kane hate
I've never seen Citizen Kane
Hey thanks you too
Shania Migraine
Me and the homie looking at you right after you suggest we steal the Declaration of Independence.
