Phaethon(Unverfiable)

#GoodnightUK
#SweetDreams

The NHS is no place for an old white straight male.
#NHSThuglife

Dear Britain,

IT'S . TOO . LATE

YouTube video by SEE SEE A full-sized Volvo built entirely out of LEGO.

The future of motoring:
www.youtube.com/shorts/2E0HF...

There has got to be an easier way to sneak into that place without paying...

Three foreground military sorts are waist-deep in a swamp, one an officer, another wielding a clipboard and the third looking particularly bedraggled and miserable before them. In the background, other grunts are just floating heads looking on.

#GoodMorningUK
#NHSThugLife
Reporting for work after a bout of gastroenteritis...

UK police officer, back to camera, with hi-viz jacket marked "Thought POLICE" & "Unacceptable Behaviour Team".

#GoodnightUK
#SweetDreams

I urge Trump to stick a pitchfork up his arse 'immediately' - without lube.

Only 28..?

If I see the words "Legitimate Interest" I go elsewhere.

Barn Swallow /Hirundo rustica/ hunting on the wing amongst banana trees. [Bangkok, Thailand]

THOUSANDS of frames later: Barn Swallow, Bangkok.

This was an actual bedroom in a Bangkok hotel - for some reason they were asked to redecorate...

Mercury was the go-to treatment for syphilis up to the 19th century, so a bed in a lake of the stuff is just prophylaxis.

#Want

It contrasts with the ultimate modern bedroom aboard Air Farce One.

Possibly one of the most famous bedrooms is the Lincoln Bedroom in the Trump House.

Two images, one of Hugh Hefner and the other of Frank the pope. Both surrounded by female employees.

#GoodMorningUK
#SundaySacrilege
I wonder what they're talking about right now...

There will always be a queue of people of
a certain quality to take an on-screen job (see: To Die For [1995]).

Indeed. It's hard to believe they can't find /anyone/ at Fox News to take on the job...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rc...

LinkedIn Job Alert just dropped for a "HM Prison and Probation Service Intelligence Researcher".
Not a job I'd be interested in, but whoever gets it, I do hope they find some...

And thus he took on the mantle of "Leo The Luddite"...

Putin on the phone: "Awww, c'mon Donald! Just one tactical nuke, just ONE!"

Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.

Stereotypical American doctor with white coat and stethoscope showing X-ray film to a patient in a hospital bed: "Your X-RAY showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop."

#GoodMorningUK
#NHSThugLife

Three ladies in Edwardian dresses acost a possibly drunk mand in the street. One is picking his pocket, another steals his pocket watch while a third, the lookout, points toward an approaching policeman. Caption: "The ways of London 'ladies' - A countryman falls among them and is robbed".

#GoodnightUK
#SweetDreams

A cartoon cuckoo-clock bluebird flies out of a shuttered door in the side of the clock tower of the UK Houses of Parliament. The bird has the head of Nigel Farage.

I'm forwarding the blueprints to HoP architects as we speak...