I think they are trying this in China
This one too
Well, they seemed to have thought the world needed Oreos and wine. I was a winemaker for Barefoot when that went down, though I was not tasked with that job.
Just an FYI everyone - there are no cookies in the wine
There is definite sense in focusing on what that crazy storm is doing rather than, say, laundry
They WILL hit the ground when you drop them. Happens every time for me
Also, figs had been discovered by that time, so Newton could as easily used a fig as an apple
A while back I landed in the hospital icu where no one could figure out how to turn off the room lights. When the shift changed and the night nurse made rounds she asked if I wanted the lights off
“That would be lovely!”
[nurse tries all the switches. no luck. brings me a sleep mask]
My cat just demonstrated her solution on me:
“You bite them. Bite them HARD!”
A pair of red-tailed hawks and a turkey vulture sharing the thermals at Taylor Mountain Open Space Preserve #wildlife #nature #birdsofprey #bluesky 🦅 🦃
You are not alone, my friend. I feel it too. This sort daily assault has got to have a society-wide, corrosive effect.
No, no! It’s ’ONE if land, two if by sea’
Probably started back in the actual twitter days
Feels like right now the three down slopes are superimposed on each other
They all serve as a ‘knock on the door’
This took a disappointingly long time to show up in my timeline
I gotta say, robotaxis coulda picked an easier city to work out the kinks in than San Francisco. Maybe try some flat, new town out in the desert where it’s too hot to walk and a lot of people shouldn’t drive anymore anyway
Yes, and those are prohibited under the regime. All foreign terms must be replaced by something that sounds close, but needn’t mean the same thing, and be delivered in a tv-commercial twang
Double Ds for sure
He was the only POTUS Netanyahu could get to pull the trigger
And they ain’t hidin’ their light under no bush
We should try that too
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Damn! Just when we need him to write and updated version of ‘Feel Like I’m Fixin’ to Die Rag’
Another illustration of the connectedness of all things
You know about contrails, right?
“How about Dick4?”
“What’s a Dick4?”
“What do you mean, what’s a dick for?”
Markwayne Mullin says he plans to grow into his new role at DHS… a mullet specifically
What he is most proud of is the way it looks on tv
When you have a belligerent administration pursuing belligerent foreign policy you get big, obnoxious vehicles. The Iraq war gave us the hummer and trumpism has given us the big, bloated pick up
