Kevin is not doing any more work

One of my favorite annual events when I lived in Sacramento. My three-year old son won a goldfish there that lived 7 years, so definitely value for money!

It is your aura, captured on fabric á la Shroud of Turin

It’s the Neighborhood Thug business model: You threaten to beat the crap out of [everyone] until they give you all their money. You give them half back and remind them to say “Thank You”.

Very resourceful, and terrific shots! Such a beautiful and obliging little predator - gave you full-on front and both cheeks!

That would be a ‘must-have’!

When I was a kid supermarket tabloid culture was the social medium of the day. After so much SMDH I adopted, as one of my key guide posts, the advice to “Never be famous.”

[opens door a crack, peeks outside]

“Nope, still don’t wanna be that.”

Hahaha! It’s between large and small.

Concerning?! Of course not! The two were involved in a business transaction and both parties were satisfied with the arrangement.

YouTube video by The Velvet Underground - Topic Some Kinda Love

“No kinds of love are better than others.”

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“Are there any things you like better than other things?”
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“No.”

A dead crow lying in the dirt. Black shadows on the left…

Not taking this as a bad omen; no, no. Just gonna matter-of-factly report a dead crow in the yard to the local vector control agency for West Nile virus testing… 🐦‍⬛
#gardening
#wildlife
#crows
#westnilevirus

YouTube video by hvh823iow The Who - Who Are You - London 1979 (10)

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Yes, an excellent tonic! In #6 it looks like the muffin is about to sneeze.

Ohhh, that cruel. So sorry

Woo hoo! Have fun 🐶

Just get a new puppy?

Yes, it makes excellent packaging and is easily recycled

Trump wandering aimlessly on the roof of the white house

When I volunteered at a senior living center in high school, we had to be on the lookout for those in the dementia section that like to wander for no reason.

“HEY! Hey you down there in the suit. Do you do lawns?”

The woman in the shadows on the lower left is the 21st century version of ‘The Scream’

He’s high, try da do stuff they wouldn’t let him do when he was a kid

“Heeyyy man, let’s go out on the roof; you know, check it out…”

Right out of stoner kindergarten.

Yogi Berra reincarnate!

Your husband is a gentleman. Hats off to him! 🎩

Raccoon: “I’m tellin’ ya, the ball hit the top of the fence and went out. Look, you can see the stitch imprint right here.” 🦝 ⚾️ 🏟️

Also, is everybody wearing their birthday suit?

Americans: "COVID WAS CREATED IN A CHINESE BIOWEAPONS LAB!"

Also Americans:

My take - I you CAN pull off a video like this one, you really are obliged to do it.

That sounds rough, but at least you have remedies

Curious. Do you ever drink hot tea on a hot day? I spent some time among ex-pat Brits in a hot climate and tea was their thing. I was unconvinced and 23 at the time, so I stuck with beer. But one helluva lot of tea is drunk by people in hot climates

Thank goodness! I was having a helluva time getting them to cash my checks.

Right, for a (confidence inspiring) fee. Cause what legit business is gonna give it away for free?

“… update your google listing”

Haha! That’s like in those yellow pages guides they throw on your doorstep every six months, right?