J-mee

A go fund me type website Called, Go Fuck Yourself!

That's a freebie.
Make it so.

Sorry kids. Tax Education class is canceled because the school district couldn't get their tax levy passed.

Join me for next week's recipe, "HOW TO MAKE BASIC LOVE: THE WAY THE MISSIONARES DO IT WITHOUT FALLING ASLEEP" where we take this soup recipe, add some bread, wine & cheese; then cover our bodies in Olive Oil and run naked through the wet grass at dusk. Then we have chocolate.

I think I would stay dead longer and have better death if I died on my side and not on my back. Plus I snore. So.

Wonder which fans they sell at OnlyFans . com?

So it's a movie where an older, crankier Ice Cube yells at the TV & acts worried...

Cool. Here's 132 million dollars. But it better be a shitty commercial for Amazon.

k.

And it better have shitty CGI & even shittier acting. Call it "War of the Worlds" for no fucking reason.

Where do I sign?

People eat pork because they don't want to eat "Dave the Pig" Tacos.

People use "God Damnit" when they don't have enough regular damnit.

Cranky Old man Ice Cube watches people and shouts at his kids on his computer. That'll be 132 million please.

i want to grow old and spiteful in a way that when people hear about me they go "oh my god he's still alive??"

Contemplating the difference between calling someone a moron and a fucking moron?

I don't think there is one as there's no need for clarity.

Unless you mean a moron that has sex.

And there's plenty of those.

Delighted that the new season of "Wednesday" comes out on Wednesdays.

Could you imagine the pandemonium if it didn't?

KY Bidet

Wait. Wait. Don't tell me.
OH, the pressure's killing me!

Damn right

Gotta promise not to stop when I say...

[ow! ow! ow!]

Ok. WHEN!
WHEN!
DAMNIT, WHEN!

That initial freakout when you eat beets and drink beet juice and certain things you eliminate from your body don't look right. 🤦

We ALL told you it was gonna be this way...

So it's a movie where an older, crankier Ice Cube yells at the TV & acts worried...

Cool. Here's 132 million dollars. But it better be a shitty commercial for Amazon.

k.

And it better have shitty CGI & even shittier acting. Call it "War of the Worlds" for no fucking reason.

Where do I sign?

Okay

ADHD Brain.

I have conversations in my mind that never actually happen.
I'm known for dropping statements with ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONTEXT.

When I get, "What the fuck are you talking about?"
I reply, "We been discussing this for 10 minutes. You just weren't here yet!"

Happens to me on BSKY too.

Confirmed!
Shitty people stink.