Bruce Major

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The worst part about being bear sized is most public chairs feel like I'm perched in one of those tiny middle schoolers chairs.

Album - . (...) YouTube video

Ke$ha just released a new album of trashy party music last month!
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-Not being able to get erect/maintain election
-Stopping to pee
-Needing to make eye contact with Goofy
-Needing to pause for a drink
-Getting the sheets dirty
-Yelling "A-HYUCK~! Gawrsh!" when you cum
-Not producing a lot of cum, or producing too much
-Farting

Yes, you have to book the lottery separately from the registration. All of the hotels are far, but some are literally not even walkable.

:0 horny bear mask

Lord Bowser stress eating. Eating through his koopa minions along his walking path.

"Lord Bowser, you're stress eating. Did Mario foil your plans again?" 🐢

1/10⭐️

Sillyness feat me ott and @scruffybear.bsky.social :3

"Get yout laws off my paws" 🐾

Within Dungeon Master Vike's digestive system, the entrapped souls of Riley, Chucho and Soup must find a way to escape - before becoming completed absorbed by Vike's delicious story. Soup the Barbarian observes a curious artefact as he stands with a very round stomach. He wears leather straps, braces and greaves. The curious artefact seems to create a green-glowing mirage of DM Vike, with a red dot that seems to display the current location of the party within his digestive system. A hulking, green-glowing Vikenzyme stomps past the party, holding his prey-filled belly. Riley seems to be caught within his acidic slime, his outfit reduced to his love heart boxers. He floats and makes eye contact with a Chucho, his expression begs to be rescued. Chucho hops onto his back foot between the Vikenzyme and Soup, startled by the acidic creature and the lost party member within him. He gives a helpless expression as he lowers his blade - what Bard song could he play on his ukulele to release his friend? Above the party, the words 'QUEST FAILED' appear. They failed to find their lost party member.

'You've not even been in there an hour and one of you are already downed?'

Even with great stats and brave souls, DM Vike likes to run his campaign on hard-mode. Can we take a short rest in the lower intestine?

Feat. @manedwolfmaniac.bsky.social, @chuchowriggle.bsky.social, @bearsoupy.bsky.social

size & weight comparison for these guyse. man who knew being a giant 9 foot 5 maneater would make you so heavy

I’ll be going back to the market just for this 🐻🐾

A bear’s labubu 🐻 Commission for LaOBCTbu on Grommr

Oh also this bossfight mockup using DQM3's interface.

Game development protip: no need to create additional environments if the boss doubles as the boss arena 👍

This headline makes it sounds like the wasps have been caught breaking a nuclear arms pact.

What IS the permitted federal regulation for radiation in wasps nests???

Not a fan of Death Stranding, but thankful that its given us fanart like this.

@snarkyandbarky.bsky.social

CW: Vore, foodztuffingss
The GLOMFening

Hell yes

I know, like, what if it was like "Oops, too late, haha"

I wanna eat the whole loaf like its a sub sandwhich

Just got a pretty big bonus at work. Threaten to unionize, it works

Three vinyl stickers of the game changer loop-de-loop in progress pride, trans, and non-binary colours respectively. The stickers also have the words "we've been here the whole time"

Game Changer pride stickers are out now 🎉 (with massive thanks to @samreich.bsky.social for giving me permission to sell them!)

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International: canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4333...

you know what
i love drawing asses

what then!!