GreenyTea

Just a reminder from a random human.

If you watch tonight's #SuperBowl and don't wish to enjoy the halftime show for whatever reason then you are allowed to mute it or even *gasp* change the channel instead of whining.

Me? I'm going to play with my cats with a laser pointer.

Just a reminder from a random human.

If you watch tonight's #SuperBowl and don't wish to enjoy the halftime show for whatever reason then you are allowed to mute it or even *gasp* change the channel instead of whining.

Me? I'm going to play with my cats with a laser pointer.

"One defensive NFC player" Was their last name Bosa? Just taking a shot here.

MJF?! Is there going to be enough room in the budget left for @eviluno.bsky.social ?! Or referees?! MY GOD.

Again?

4) And they STILL haven’t released the Epstein files.

👇🏽 🎯

@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social I bought a Lorwyn Eclipsed Bundle. This was in the first pack. Felt obligated to let you know about it.

The reason MAGA is cheering on the detention of a 5 year-old boy is there’s now one less person competing with them for the affections of 5 year-old girls.

You can but you risk severely uncomfortable pinching

It can't be Prof's pool.

He'd get six packs, open two Merfolk total (three if you count Changelings) and end up playing Elves because he also opened Morcant and at least two of the uncommon lord.

Bullshit.

CBS News on X: BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition. 10:51 AM

Zero percent chance this is true.

They're making up injuries for her murderer now too just to further attempt to justify it.

They went from “All Lives Matter” to “she IS a fucking bitch” real quick.

Make it viral.

....and FOX News, Newsmax, and OAN (is that still a thing?) is mad CBS News is trying to steal THEIR jobs!

I did it once with Pillow Fort Enchantress. When they can't attack you, target you, touch your stuff, or anything of the sort you can pick and choose how you win and how long it takes. Fortunately it turns out when Serra Sanctum can tap for 15 or more mana a turn it doesn't take very long.

A Trump supporter will lick Putin’s balls and call for American heroes to be jailed all while calling themselves America First.

Unless its UFCW Local 27, then you're screwed.

I like eve collecting the Aldi carts other fools are too lazy to walk the fifteen feet back to the corral. I've made a cool $1.50 doing and have SIX quarters in my wallet.

@amytheamazonian.bsky.social New viewer.

How would that quack know anyway? I thought Oprah owned whatever raisin nuts Dr. Oz had

@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @cmassive13.bsky.social Look how excited he is for game 2 of #TappyHour

I could think of at least a dozen companies this could be and probably none of them are the one you're referring to.

If ever there's a time to beat the odds....

Hero, this is the guy all those Americans with their guns claim they'll be during a mass shooting, but never are. This man actually disarmed the mass shooting terrorist loser while being himself unarmed

They needed to make SStephen Miller ssmaller to truly capture the cult

This is what I came home to after work.

Sometimes life doesn't stink.

Got to protect those precious profits from treatment