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our 13 month old loves cherry tomatoes but she eats them like denethor i stg

big fan of metal songs that start out acoustic

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but we gained one of the greatest reaction images of all time

call me Led Zeppelin for how much I ramble on

A picture of poison ivy, the DC comic character with ivy wrapped around a man in a suit who is screaming. The text reads “ The world can’t survive without bees. But the world won’t miss a greedy CEO.”

Poison Ivy, radical conservationist.

it’s so the manufacturer can listen to you when you’re low on coffee and send you personalized ads

WAITRESS: what are you doing

ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit

bondi rescue is such a damn good show, love them Aussies

why do you think it’s called break-fast!

i singed my mustache trying to light a doob yesterday, so that’s where i’m at

the dog in question

it’s a beautiful day to smoke weed and play fetch with my dog

i enjoyed the hell out of the Acolyte, despite what some people said.

It’s that time again!
Looking for Star Wars mutuals! ⭐️

- The Prequels
- The Originals
- The Sequels
- The Clone Wars
- Rebels
- Bad Batch
- All Canon
- Legends
- Visions
- Lego Star Wars
- The Mandalorian
- Ahsoka
- Andor
- Galaxy’s Edge
- ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING STAR WARS

Lil’ repost?⭐️

someone get this pigeon a battle vest

amazing, no notes

pretty bummed that sick new world was cancelled cause now I don’t know when I’ll be able to see Gojira, plus it probably was the only chance I had to see Metallica ever