Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@suckercarlson.bsky.social

I'm a Sucker Parody Anchor not affiliated with any Tucker.

34,610 Followers 58 Following 26 Posts Joined Nov 2024
8 months ago
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Opinion | Elon Musk has created an AI monster Elon Musk's chatbot Grok has spent days spewing antisemitism. And it's not done yet.

I for one hope that this is not what a "Maximum Truth Seeking AI" looks like. XAI is apparently revealing Grok v4 today. Will it find a way to incorporate MechaElon, WokeKamala or StalinBernie into casual conversation, or will it go utterly woke? www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

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8 months ago
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Camp Mystic director dies while trying to save kids during Texas flooding Camp Mystic co-owner Dick Eastland, described as "one of the most selfless men," reportedly died trying to rescue campers from catastrophic flooding.

This is truly heartbreaking stuff.
R.I.P.
www.foxnews.com/us/camp-myst...

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1 year ago

Oh no!

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1 year ago
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A lot of people are now returning back to Syria after the fall of Assad. This has to be one of the most humbling experiences a human can experience.

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1 year ago

Todd Chuck never understood that the 'personal story' segment of an interview was NOT the part where he shared his OWN personal anecdotes.

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1 year ago
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Chuck Todd is leaving NBC | CNN Business Chuck Todd, former moderator of NBC’s “Meet the Press,” is leaving the network after nearly 20 years.

Now that Chuck Todd is leaving NBC, where will I be able to tune in to hear him talking about himself? www.cnn.com/2025/01/31/m...

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1 year ago
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Mysterious "help" and "trafico" markings spotted in LA on Google Maps Social media users have noted satellite imagery showing the words "HELP" and "TRAFICO" etched into the ground at a rail yard in Los Angeles.

Someone at Union Pacific in Los Angeles had too much time on their hands around a year ago. www.newsweek.com/mysterious-h...

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1 year ago

"And that's why you should have a pass code on your iPhone, and I think you should probably also have a password for your WiFi."

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1 year ago

Affirmative

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1 year ago

What was the murdered person standing by, and what did he do that was demonstrably evil? Also, I don't understand how anyone cheers for the murder of any person, since I believe that murders generally make the world worse. I know it may sound naive, but that has always been my line of thinking.

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1 year ago
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South Korean troops enter parliament after martial law declared YouTube video by Times Radio

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEhi...

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1 year ago

Oh no!

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1 year ago

I think that would make things even worse!

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1 year ago

Controversial!

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1 year ago
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Jim Abrahams, ‘Airplane!,’ ‘Naked Gun’ and ‘Hot Shots!’ Master of Mirth, Dies at 80 He and boyhood friends Jerry and David Zucker got their start with 'The Kentucky Fried Movie,' and they also were behind 'Top Secret!' and 'Ruthless People.'

R.I.P.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

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1 year ago
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Ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah expected to halt war in Lebanon within hours Israel and the Iran-backed group Hezbollah have apparently reached an agreement to end their year-long war in Lebanon.

Make it last.
www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-...

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1 year ago

I accept your award!

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1 year ago

"There were plenty of Michelin tires in the parking lot, but no Michelin stars inside"

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1 year ago

Only small elements (the diaper and the horse), the rest is real.

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1 year ago

My tech analysis shows that this was created by "Flux and his lovely assistant, Lora"

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1 year ago

I'm gonna block you because I don't want people advocating burning of books on my feed. Thank you for your understanding.

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1 year ago

Some medal should have been awarded.

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