For The Defense

I bet this was because Lil Marco was too embarrassed to tell Donald his *real* shoe size, lest Trump rephrase Rubio’s “You know what they say: small hands, small dick” debate quip and throw it back at him.

🔥C🔥L🔥I🔥E🔥N🔥T🔥S🔥

An administration of misfits who don't fit into their shoes.

LEFT: Marco Rubio RIGHT: Donald Trump (with lifts)

Johnson will do whatever the tip of Trump's dick tells him to do.

Imagine thinking that if Donald Trump hadn’t attacked Iran when he did, we’d be a nuclear wasteland living under Sharia law and Iranian control right now.

At what point is a talking point even too dumb for MAGA?

Wow, Trump is mad that someone doesn't want to pay their fair share.

Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.

Not really breaking any news here.

The only people demanding to impose religion-based laws in the United States are Christian Nationalists like Mike Johnson.

Joe Rogan on Epstein: "Names were redacted that are powerful people, not victims…What about where Epstein says 'I like the torture video.' Why would you redact the name of a person that sent you a torture video?…That's evidence that you're trying to protect powerful people."

Murphy: "Literally in my other ear I'm listening to Ted Cruz on another network explain why this mission is so essential to destroy the nuclear program. I may have to walk over there and tell him the admin is now briefing that getting rid of the nuclear program has nothing to do with this mission."

It's a great line. It needs to said at every opportunity.

MAGA influencer Jake Lang getting caught for allegedly soliciting a minor is the least surprising thing of the day.

This will not bring down Trump. As long as Mike Johnson and the Republicans are in charge nothing will.

A++++++ question there

So we could have waited 11 months?

Cahoots?

1) he is running for re-election and 2) Trump has pictures of him.

Trump: "I said, 'Why don't we just capture the ship? We could use it. Why did we sink them?' He said, 'It's more fun to sink them.' They like sinking them better."

Drivers on the surge in gas prices:

"It's crazy high. Between my husband's truck and my car, we're well over $300 a month in gas... At work I make around $18 an hour, and that's that's not even a full tank... Today was kind of a big sticker shock. It's getting tougher and tougher to live."

“Short term pain for long term gain”

Watch Trump’s puppets pathetically parrot their new line — that nobody is buying. #NoWarWithIran (from @bluegeorgia.bsky.social )

it's not FAKE, it's STAGED. There is a huge difference.

what the actual fuck

this is frankly one of the most bonkers 60 seconds in Fox & Friends history -- Lawrence Jones chastising Democrats for hurting Trump by commenting on realty immediately followed by Brian Kilmeade admonishing tanker captains to "show some guts and go through that Strait." Incredible stuff.

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

Apparently, Lindsey Graham's drunken Fox News bullshit isn't working in the more clear-eyed Middle East.

Aged well.

Donald Trump has pulled the biggest bait and switch on his supporters.

And they’re still cheering for it.

Wild.

I really think this is the only thing that could stop Trump.