Happy belated birthday @brianbeagle.bsky.social! May all your joists align on the first try.
24.04.2025 16:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You still want that tattoo? Iβm in!
22.04.2025 05:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0First team to 10 wins!
09.04.2025 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm having trouble wanting to share stuff right now, which is weird for me. But I do like knowing my friends are happy
04.04.2025 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think the reason I like those subscription boxes is that it feels like you get to open a present that someone picked out for you. Even if that someone is really a computer. And this stuff isnβt the most useful. Itβs still a present! This deep thought was brought to you by perimenopause insomnia.
12.03.2025 06:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just had to explain to the door knocking Mormons that the reason I was laughing so hard is that I literally had to pause a podcast about serial killing Mormon cultists to answer the door to them.
09.03.2025 00:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A choice was made here today, but I have no idea what this shopper needed
26.02.2025 22:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is a special kind of happiness that comes from hearing baseball on the radio again. Even if itβs spring training
21.02.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These have been my favorite reoccurring sketches in recent years, and they could not have gotten a better guest for this one. youtu.be/UWMN_TVDGfk?...
18.02.2025 06:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy crap, hockey is wild tonight. Canadians (rightly) boo the USA national anthem and then the first two puck drops results in a fight. Fight 3 happening 9 seconds in.
16.02.2025 01:28 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I crop that stuff out! It feels like personal data even though itβs not. Like having my bra strap out, nothing terrible just not necessary.
07.02.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet I would love that!
07.02.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I suppose that is spicy, but not in the way I imagine it
06.02.2025 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, no, grocery list, that is not a good guess
06.02.2025 16:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Awwww, I got flowers and a cookie in a surprise visit from @bangoperator.bsky.social
Pretty good anniversary after all.
Happy anniversary to @bangoperator.bsky.social! We arenβt in the same city today but I am even more grateful for you in my life.
04.02.2025 18:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Dang, thatβs one I actually understand! Probably why itβs losing popularity
01.02.2025 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love mummies! The accidental ones are the most fascinating to me
24.01.2025 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Definitely tired from taking care of my MIL and missing Chris as we mostly just tag each other out so one of us is home with the pets, but also feeling grateful I could do this
24.01.2025 03:53 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Too bad we spent all that off season money onβ¦ checks notesβ¦ on, um?
24.01.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm going to miss him so much!
24.01.2025 00:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I feel like the Silk Road pardon is going to turn out to be one of those very significant events that barely registered at the time.
22.01.2025 16:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I want to buy this house and read books and spin curses in the top floor www.redfin.com/CA/Idyllwild...
21.01.2025 01:14 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0In one of his last official acts before leaving the White House, President Joe Biden released Leonard Peltier from prison. The action is an extraordinary move that ends a decades-long push by Indigenous activists, international religious leaders and human rights organizations.
20.01.2025 16:52 β π 267 π 72 π¬ 3 π 18We arenβt actually going to call them Generation Beta, are we? Do we want them to hate us?
11.01.2025 16:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My friends and I like to do lingerie and big head photo shoots. Does this count as #artshare?
28.11.2024 20:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Celebrating turning 15 today!
24.11.2024 19:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0