Happy belated birthday @brianbeagle.bsky.social! May all your joists align on the first try.
You still want that tattoo? I’m in!
First team to 10 wins!
I’m having trouble wanting to share stuff right now, which is weird for me. But I do like knowing my friends are happy
I think the reason I like those subscription boxes is that it feels like you get to open a present that someone picked out for you. Even if that someone is really a computer. And this stuff isn’t the most useful. It’s still a present! This deep thought was brought to you by perimenopause insomnia.
Just had to explain to the door knocking Mormons that the reason I was laughing so hard is that I literally had to pause a podcast about serial killing Mormon cultists to answer the door to them.
A choice was made here today, but I have no idea what this shopper needed
There is a special kind of happiness that comes from hearing baseball on the radio again. Even if it’s spring training
These have been my favorite reoccurring sketches in recent years, and they could not have gotten a better guest for this one. youtu.be/UWMN_TVDGfk?...
Holy crap, hockey is wild tonight. Canadians (rightly) boo the USA national anthem and then the first two puck drops results in a fight. Fight 3 happening 9 seconds in.
I crop that stuff out! It feels like personal data even though it’s not. Like having my bra strap out, nothing terrible just not necessary.
I bet I would love that!
I suppose that is spicy, but not in the way I imagine it
Oh, no, grocery list, that is not a good guess
Awwww, I got flowers and a cookie in a surprise visit from @bangoperator.bsky.social
Pretty good anniversary after all.
Happy anniversary to @bangoperator.bsky.social! We aren’t in the same city today but I am even more grateful for you in my life.
Dang, that’s one I actually understand! Probably why it’s losing popularity
I love mummies! The accidental ones are the most fascinating to me
Definitely tired from taking care of my MIL and missing Chris as we mostly just tag each other out so one of us is home with the pets, but also feeling grateful I could do this
Too bad we spent all that off season money on… checks notes… on, um?
I’m going to miss him so much!
I feel like the Silk Road pardon is going to turn out to be one of those very significant events that barely registered at the time.
I want to buy this house and read books and spin curses in the top floor www.redfin.com/CA/Idyllwild...
In one of his last official acts before leaving the White House, President Joe Biden released Leonard Peltier from prison. The action is an extraordinary move that ends a decades-long push by Indigenous activists, international religious leaders and human rights organizations.
We aren’t actually going to call them Generation Beta, are we? Do we want them to hate us?
My friends and I like to do lingerie and big head photo shoots. Does this count as #artshare?
Celebrating turning 15 today!
