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Professor, historian, husband, dad, scouser, gobby. Author of Demobbed (2009), Browned Off & Bloody-Minded (2015), Britain at Bay (2020), Advance Britannia (2025). “Awesome but a bit boring” (RMP). Personal account.

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How do you put your feet on the chair ahead of you on a plane?

24.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Decisively won does set the bar quite high tbf.

Korea, Iraq II and Yugoslavia/Kosovo are open for debate.

24.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But think of the social media content it will generate

24.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The US has fought wars for bad reasons, but this would be the first time we fought a war for no reason.

24.11.2025 16:16 — 👍 187    🔁 51    💬 23    📌 6

I wish they had decided that in each film Benoit Blanc would have a completely different accent and this would never be explained.

24.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the average American cannot imagine the luxury of a Tesco Express.

24.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 148    🔁 11    💬 14    📌 5

I think there’s a lot of flimsiness there but if I were at the bottom of that chain of command I would feel less than confident that a military court would later back me up if I decided to refuse orders. I hope personnel in that situation are getting the opportunity to take legal advice.

24.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In a borderline case a soldier can ask for an order to be clarified and ideally to consult with a JAG officer, but in the heat of the moment that’s not a luxury that’s often going to be available.

24.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is tricky. The UCMJ says that an enlisted person not only can but should disobey an illegal order. The problem is that unless that order is clearly and manifestly illegal (killing unarmed civilians, say, in cold blood) the enlistee is at risk of a military court later deciding otherwise.

24.11.2025 16:12 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

I’d pay to see that

24.11.2025 13:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My ______ Life: An audience with Steven Fielding. Fill in the blank challenge.

24.11.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Read the original article. The total absence of any discussion about the economics of this (and much else) is certainly revealing.

24.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 57    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Also at no point did Oscar Isaac say “that’s Fronk-en-steen.”

24.11.2025 12:36 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Finally got round to seeing the new #Frankenstein which I enjoyed, but considering it was supposed to be a faithful rendering of Mary Shelley’s novel I was disappointed at the omission of the dance scene.

24.11.2025 12:34 — 👍 45    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Design assumption was that no combat a/c was going to survive a couple of hundred hours flying time anyway.

24.11.2025 12:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Churchill in particular was pushing the Air Ministry in the late 30s to stop purchasing obsolete (sic) fixed forward firing interceptors and invest in turret fighters instead.

24.11.2025 12:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At a slight tangent… One of the things I like most about Britain at Bay is how you gently puncture some current myths. E.g. re the Spitfire, which was actually seen at the time as being made obsolete by the Defiant. That (and much else) was completely new to me.

Both books are excellent – thanks!

24.11.2025 12:26 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

By the sounds of it the airframe was already starting to suffer symptoms of metal fatigue after 40 hours.

24.11.2025 12:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And that was with relatively established, reliable tech. The Jumo engines on the Me-262 needed to be essentially rebuilt every 20 hours or so of flying time, the silver lining being that the pilot would have almost certainly wrecked the a/c by that time anyway in a landing/takeoff accident.

24.11.2025 12:19 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Pretty remarkable how some of these planes are still flying and an expression of the dedication that’s been put into conserving them.

24.11.2025 12:10 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

The airframe of a Spitfire or comparable a/c was never expected to last much beyond 150-200 flying hours. Chuck em together and get them up there was the QC philosophy.

24.11.2025 12:07 — 👍 68    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 1
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“Embarrassing” and “horrifying”: CDC workers describe the new vaccines and autism page "The best way I can put it is it feels like we're on a hijacked airplane."

“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”

The CDC’s new autism page reads like an anti-vax blog, and the agency's employees are not happy about it.

23.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 653    🔁 257    💬 27    📌 17
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"Fool of a Took!"

24.11.2025 11:28 — 👍 65    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

The media doesn't treat the Trump regime's allegiances with neo-Nazis like Nick Fuentes as antisemitism, but Zohran's belief in Palestinian liberation is treated as antisemitism.

It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.

23.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 2753    🔁 616    💬 37    📌 8

That’s Mr Carson to you!

24.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a hat and says there ya go with the negative vibes man ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a hat and says there ya go with the negative vibes man
24.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of my students loved it, apparently. I never watched it because it sounded so boring.

24.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

“Our mission is to, ow you say, keel zis Candace Owens”

24.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 58    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 1
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:

23.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 2949    🔁 1044    💬 74    📌 78

Wait, so I bought my inflatable frog suit for nothing?
Thanks Mamdani.

23.11.2025 16:52 — 👍 79    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

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