MLR Philadelphia Phillies

Wait, that’s illegal.

Brand new ball game!!!

Dakota Carolina Montana with a two-out single brings home IIIxX from second, and we're all tied at three apiece!

Do I need to say it again? Theft is illegal in this household!

Theft is legal in this household.

Theft is illegal in this household.

IT’S RAINING BASEBALLS!

After perta gave up three in the top of the 1st, TheRedKnight strikes back with a two-run bomb in the bottom half of the inning!

TBR 3
PHI 2

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THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE HEADING TO THE PAPER CUP!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

FINAL SCORE:
ATL 0
PHI 5

King Raj hits a single just past the shallow infield to tack on another run for the Phillies!

ATL 0
PHI 4

WE
LOVE
TRIPLES!!!

XxBlaise Bailey Finnegan IIIxX hits a triple that drives in TheRedKnight to extend the lead for the Phillies!

ATL 0
PHI 3

The Phillies @phi.mlr.gg increase their lead in the bottom of the 3rd on a two-out double by Carlos Narvaez Jr.!

ATL 0 - PHI 2

OH MY GOODNESS

DEAARON TAYLOR HITS A ZERO-DIFF HOME RUN TO LEAD OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST

FIRST CAREER HOME RUN IN MLR

UNBELIEVABLE

ATL 0
PHI 1

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III, also known as Zand, just threw a no-hitter against the Brewers in the NLDS!

Final line: 6.0 IP, 0 R, 0 H, 2 BB, 6 K

We have a stable and respected group of OOTC members who maintain consistent presence in MLR and operate with the league's best interests in mind.

But we're Phillies, and we fuck pitchers up every now and again.

PHI 6
MIL 0

Our base paths are more active than ever before, veteran players are mashing for more runs, games are being won more often, fewer autos are occurring, far fewer collapses have occurred, and we have a host of integrations and bots to provide real-time scouting to anyone who wants it.

Let's be clear. We're in MLR's Philly Age.

Our run-scoring efforts were, without question, a slam dunk this year.

A walk is as good as a hit, and sometimes, three of them is as good as a run! The Phillies add some insurance with 2 outs with three walks in a row to load the bases and bring in Jeff!

PHI 4
MIL 0

🔥🔥🔥

Jeff Dingerhitter lines a double to drive in two and extend the lead for the Phillies in the 5th!

PHI 3
MIL 0

Finnegan III gets out of the jam with a clutch double play to end the inning!

The Phillies are leading the Brewers 1-0 through 4.

IT’S OUTTA HERE!!!

To lead off the 4th, TheRedKnight hit a home run to put the Phillies on the board!

PHI 1
MIL 0

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