In that deranged fantasy, Duvall led his troops into battle with bullets and bombs whizzing around him. Where will you be DJT? You watched Jan.6 on tv in the cafeteria!
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In that deranged fantasy, Duvall led his troops into battle with bullets and bombs whizzing around him. Where will you be DJT? You watched Jan.6 on tv in the cafeteria!
06.09.2025 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tough break for the Trump show! About 70 million women in the United States have been victims of unwanted sexual touch. About 700 million in the whole world. No one can save you from yourself!
03.09.2025 21:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#AshliBabbit Giving her family a $5 million settlement and her a funeral with military honors sucks! Are we now going to dig up Timothy McVeigh or Lee Harvey Oswald, and give them the Trump royale treatment? Use your own damn money for stuff like this, not mine!
28.08.2025 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Creating life size statues of yourself during your βterm of officeβ often doesnβt turn out very well. Ask Saddam Hussein. (Image is a mock up of proposed Trump statue.)
24.08.2025 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donald Trump is now reinventing himself as the sheriff. Going from town to town kicking ass. Hilarious! The Chicago episode promises to be chock full of surprises, for him! οΏΌ Running title: The Dawg Catches the Bus!
24.08.2025 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse
31.05.2025 20:53 β π 20250 π 4562 π¬ 7155 π 4518What else can you say? The failing Donald Trump show has officially failed!
26.04.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just subscribed to 5 Calls Newsletter!
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Perhaps live executions with Trump pulling the switch (or not) might be the next ratings boost attempt for the failing Donald Trump show.
14.03.2025 11:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The latest plot line in a desperate rewrite of the failing Donald Trump show. He is actually in cahoots with a billionaire accelerationist and a Russian cosmist who want to destroy the economy to eventually usher in a new interplanetary society built from scratch. What could go wrong?
12.03.2025 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your neighbor rapes your wife, steals your child, kills your brother and occupies your backyard. A shooting war is in stalemate and the guy who owns the McMansion across the street knocks on your door and tells you heβs gonna quit giving you bullets if you donβt make peace with the neighbor!You say_
08.03.2025 04:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The failing Donald Trump show- ratings off by 10 million compared to his first administration. Even his best was a dismal second compared to Obamaβs numbers!
06.03.2025 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The atmosphere of the Trump-Zelensky meeting reminded him of βinterrogations by the Security Service and... in communist courts". Rewarding Putin, like rewarding Trump only encourages more bad behavior.
03.03.2025 23:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best annotated explainer: Painful to watch but oh so important!
03.03.2025 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like a bad episode of The Apprentice, the actual negotiations go poorly.So, Trump and Vance get Glenn to ask the βsuitβ question & blow up the meeting because when it comes to Trumpβs actual plan, thereβs no βthereβ there, other than the perpβs refrain βdonβt make this harder than it has to beβ.
02.03.2025 02:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A ham-fisted attempt to up the ratings of the failing Donald Trump show bombed completely. After all, donβt aging βheroesβ always play the villain. Couldnβt even do that well! Youβre fired!
01.03.2025 04:19 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Foreshadowing the ho-hum conclusion to the Trump show, the stage is set now to order the military to act against future protesters. You may βownβ the libs but you will own the next Kent State too.
26.02.2025 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0T-treachery, r- racketeering, u- underhanded, m- malfeasance, p- patronage. Play the Trump acrostic! Heβs playing us!
25.02.2025 13:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you say
C-O-R-R-U-P-T-I-O-N? This is exactly what happened in Japan with the Fukiyama nuclear accident.
One leader stayed and rallied his citizens, even when the city was surrounded by one of the largest armies in the world. One leader rallied his citizens and then went home and watched them struggle on TV from the safety of his mansion.
24.02.2025 19:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My dog Nickie.Captions?
23.02.2025 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According to research, Donald Trump has all the characteristic of your worst boss: arrogant, untrustworthy, taking all the credit and none of the blame, moody, and unpredictable. Sound familiar?
23.02.2025 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do you call someone who brags about? βwhen youβre a celebrity you can grab them by the p-yβ and tries to extract huge profits off of the suffering of war victims?
P-R-E-D-A-T-O-R
Itβs time. Unlock the assets. Give them to Ukraine. Reparations
21.02.2025 12:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forbidding AP from covering the White House because they refuse to use the phrase βGulf of America β is a clear example of Cancel Culture!
19.02.2025 16:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You get a junkyard dog named MAGA to keep strangers from cutting across your yard. It works but now your neighbors are also afraid to visit. You are alone. Your house burns. No firefighters will come. You are afraid to go outside. Everyone is a stranger.
19.02.2025 04:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The failing DonaldTrump show: a very old playbook.Break the government, then complain it doesnβt work, and then privatize it and give it to your cronies. Add in patronage on steroids and you are back into the 1800βs. Boring!
16.02.2025 14:36 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The new civil service exam: is the Gulf of America the name for the body of water south of Louisiana? Were the people who entered the capital on January 6 patriots? And most importantly, did the Haitians eat the pet dogs and cats in Springfield, Ohio? Yes, to all the questions and thatβs a pass!
14.02.2025 21:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you only hire Trump loyalists for civil service jobs, regardless of their qualifications, isnβt that a form of DEI?
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