Punkrockbeth

A truly beautiful bird that is a light to medium muted pink color who's feathers cover it like a dress or skirt it has black legs and a very long light pink beak

Roseate Spoonbill bird in flight

If Jesus came back now, they would lock him up at Dilley and take his sandals.

First time I saw a pileated woodpecker in real life I was so startled that I yelled, “WHY ARE YOU THE SIZE OF A PENGUIN?” at it.

Shout out to tegaderm bandages for real.

Sorry to make you hurl but glad you agree etc

Thanks for showing us your planties.

Jim Carrey next to Cim Jarrey or something.

I am not usually into conspiracies but these are not the same person.

Going from “not talking to your dad for 17 years” to “he knows you are having a hard time so he calls you with a pep talk every couple days” is a wild ride to be on at 45 years old.

Higher than 2 hippies in a helicopter

Lynn, Kaelin, and Beth. 46 but 16.

Haven’t aged a day.

If you don’t make two new friends every time you go to the gay bar, you should work on your socialization skills.

Lindsey Lohan would like a word…

A cool lesbian in a shirt that says “show me your boobs if you hate racism.”

Amen my sister

4 generations of ancestors have called me here.

Kurt did a lot of things but the most important thing he DID NOT do was sponsor a Christian wrestling team, etc.

Because Billy Corgan is alive and a certified douche canoe.

I literally

2010- Rancho Debaucho basement. Photo of Mac Cushing and Punkrockbeth on the day they met. Mac is topless, wearing red micro jorts, a burger king crown, and is hanging upside down from his knees. Beth is standing next to him pretending to hold his ankles. She is stripped down to underwear and tights. Her body is the toughest it ever was.

I understand why nostalgia used to be treated like a disease.

Running into a friend you haven’t seen (except online) since 1998 is a fun way to feel very old and very young at the same time.

Oh so you’re classist. Got it.

Oh sorry. The Corvette thing where the cars fall in the sink hole is upthread. But also, Corvettes have been manufactured in Bowling Green since 1981 and so they have a museum and stuff.

Thank you for reminding me that picking up trash is fun and nice. Adding that to my “reasons to get up” list.

Indeed! A small town in the south of Kentucky, about an hour from Nashville. They have the Corvette thing and Western Kentucky University (Go Hilltoppers). I didn’t go there but that college was close enough to my college that some of the college bands and burgeoning alcoholic groupies overlapped.

I cannot stress how crucial it is for you and your sibling to have “a bit” that you do that people do not recognize as a bit.

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

Last night I dreamed of being forced to participate in an amateur high dive contest. I am terrified of heights, so thanks for that, Subconscious.

My half birthday is 4 days from Dylan’s birthday. That puts us on nearly exact opposite sides of the zodiac dealie-bob. I think that’s why we balance each other out so well. ♌️♒️

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Give a bitch 10% off damn!