Putting on my sleeping jewelry.
I had a peach panzanella last summer that changed my life thank you for reminding me.
Please be a careful dude. We love your brains. Nice whip.
It was kind of like your granny sliced them with a paring knife?
Today I had french fries like I have never seen before. The shape was chip-like but they were not chips? Anyway, go to The Salty Pearl in Perdito Key for the best fries I have ever had.
I love finally having enough tattoos that I don’t have to dress any type of way to feel tough/cool. It’s pretty clear what I’m about at this point.
Just eating seafood and googling birds.
It’s a subtlety thing.
What you got on hand?
Attending a strangers beach wedding.
Some guy just walked by me on the beach wearing sneakers. Not barefoot in the surf, but actively avoiding getting his shoes wet. It hurt my heart.
Sneakers on the beach should be illegal. YOU LOOK LIKE A NARC BRO.
I have also been hunting them to no avail.
Mirror! Ooooh!
I always have room for goldfish crackers.
Might as well be a facial tattoo.
Because….
I am the answer to the question “what if uncle fester was a lady with long luxurious hair?”
Do you take commissions?
This is me but re: museum ethics.
This is the correct answer thank you.
@thewrongsongs.bsky.social This feels like your vibe, baby.
Right near da beach.
Psycho
But also could be related to the Carr’s Creek Critter. We’re also the home of the Bell Witch.
I’m pretty sure he was my daddy’s invention- a scary story to keep his young daughters inside at night in a rural area overrun with bobcats and coyotes. But Scratcheye is part man part bobcat and part salamander. And he lives in the creek. And he eats little girls legs like frog legs.
I love those old maps and I imagine myself to be some kind of big titty sea creature. Also the farm I grew up on, had its own Cryptid and his name was scratch eye.
It was a 3 second decision. My tattoo artist friend was like “I wanna tattoo that on someone” and i said “Say no more, fam.”
I love how everyone just knows I mean Lynn.
It is, indeed. I have a few homies on the crew!
