Dispatches from NYCC: I love all cosplayers EXCEPT Jared Leto Joker. If you dress as Jared Leto Joker I am forced to assume you are unpleasant as a person.
11.10.2025 22:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@robwhart.bsky.social
USA TODAY bestselling author of books like ASSASSINS ANONYMOUS, THE PARADOX HOTEL, and THE WAREHOUSE. https://linktr.ee/robwhart
Dispatches from NYCC: I love all cosplayers EXCEPT Jared Leto Joker. If you dress as Jared Leto Joker I am forced to assume you are unpleasant as a person.
11.10.2025 22:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0On my way to NYCC today! Hereโs where you can find me!
09.10.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I had to look up who Lee Greenwood was and here's the first thing that popped up:
"Greenwood is married to former Miss Tennessee USA Kimberly Payne, his fourth wife but fifth marriage, who is 25 years his junior."
So, that tracks.
You heard the man.
Also, pay authors.
The fuck.
Watching the Halo show with my wife: โHis name is Master Chief? Thatโs like Chef Daddy. Thatโs too many honorifics.โ
07.10.2025 02:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here's where I'll be at NYCC! Plus some other stuff!
06.10.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0HOT
06.10.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"It is not clear that Mr. Trumpโs image can be featured on a coin. An 1866 law enshrined a tradition that only deceased people could appear on U.S. currency..." is some pro-level hedging. Just say it's against the fuckin law you goon!
"It's not clear if he can break the law."
Fuckin c'mon!
The HALO tv show is on Netflix and itโs dumb but also I love it.
Also I just finished the first draft of a whole-ass book.
Time to get drunk.
Most days I love writing, except for when I don't, which is, sadly, also most days.
03.10.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It took me a moment to remember that! (But, in fairness, Ginny was a drag queen crime lord, not trans)
02.10.2025 19:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0THE PARADOX HOTEL features a trans character as does the next Assassins novel THREE HITMEN AND A BABY and I will keep on writing trans characters and Elon Musk should fuck off into the sun.
02.10.2025 19:23 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Put it back, that table is wobbly now!
02.10.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Flu and COVID vaccine time! Because I trust scientists, not brain worm-addled dopes. Get those vaccines, folks. โTis the season.
30.09.2025 14:23 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is great, but, fellow authors, check your copyright status. Even if your book was stolen and fed into the maw you may not be eligible for payment if your publisher didnโt file the copyright. Polis authors in particular. The US copyright office has a search function!
26.09.2025 00:11 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I appreciate that! There is (shh don't tell anyone) some movement on the TV front there so fingers crossed there might be some fun news to share about Ash soon...
24.09.2025 21:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Deep cut!
24.09.2025 21:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I just treat every book like a therapy session.
24.09.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe the rapture happened but all of us suck so no one gets to go to heaven.
24.09.2025 01:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As happy as I am that he will not get a second term, there is a small part of me that will miss his sheer insanity.
24.09.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0About to see a whole lot more Yellowstone clips and Charlie Kirk memorials on the clock app.
23.09.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I guess the Rapture is supposed to happen this week and if so great, if that means a whole lot of righteous motherfuckers suddenly disappear and we finally get this place to ourselves, Iโm in. Team Rapture. Letโs go!
21.09.2025 16:28 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sometimes the universe provides.
20.09.2025 01:47 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
This is how it works in Portland, OR, and it always weirds me out. Bars are supposed to be a free-for-all. Only the strong survive.
19.09.2025 12:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reviewing copyedits for THREE HITMEN AND A BABY and... I cannot wait for people to read this. This is a fun one.
18.09.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We're leaving the end of October I still have time to post!
15.09.2025 19:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
15.09.2025 15:54 โ ๐ 10253 ๐ 2086 ๐ฌ 51 ๐ 18This was fun!
15.09.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0WEDNESDAY!
15.09.2025 19:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0