@thejoshp.bsky.social
Acetaminamerican. Professional traffic dodger. Amateur sarcastic hockey observer. 2017 NASA astronaut applicant.
What college campus is that 54 year old ogling? Asking for Chris Hansen.
11.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What a fucking liar. There hasn't even been 1600 shot this year.
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My Alpha-Bits cereal forms more coherent sentences.
10.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is the same nation that rejected A&W third pound burgers for McDonalds quarter pounder burgers because "four is bigger than three," despite overwhelmingly preferring A&W in blind taste tests.
So, no, no one knows how numbers work.
Hey, gotta give the brain worm some credit. He's only at a second grade reading level...
10.10.2025 10:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2008 vibes all over again...
10.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
08.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
32 is also the rust belt, hence why Buffalo is in it.
08.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The coy smile just before he says "I don't follow the day-to-day on that," leads me to believe he's full of shit. Thst boyish grin only appears before he lies. It's a terrible tell. He'd be an awful poker player.
08.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I sure picked a good month to go without listening to CNBC on my morning drive. This man would have singlehandedly caused me to drive into a power pole.
06.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you see this take about "Wood?"
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMk1PckG/
🤭
They mistyped 29 days...
06.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Huh. Trump voters wanted the country run like a business, but they forgot about private equity swooping in, stripping off anything of value, and leaving the shell behind to wither and die.
06.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
05.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That smile when denying it!! He's lying! That's his tell!!!
05.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How brave of ICE to do this six blocks from Midway airport. Why aren't they trying that shit four and a half miles east at 63rd and Halsted? 🤔😉
05.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*personal Joker era intensifies...* 😡
futurism.com/future-socie...
I love how in the national divorce the left gets beer and the NFL, and MAGA gets JK Rowling and Kid Rock.
04.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hate ages them. Stephen Miller is 40. Brendon Carr is 46. Emil Bove is 44.
04.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The number of people who are saying that Taylor Swift's "The Life of a Showgirl" isn't what they expected is funny.
Y'all were served "Journey - Faithfully (42 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version)" and missed the point of the album.
It's yacht rock. The elder millennial leaned into the genre hard, especially on the first third of the album. It's such a bop.
03.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thinking back to listening to The Life of a Showgirl in entirety last night and catching bits today on SiriusXM...
It's yacht rock. T-Swizzle did a yacht rock album. And the entire thing is a phenomenal sounding bop. 👏
Natalie Horler, lead singer of Cascada, is seen standing on stage singing.
What an amazing night. Got to be three rows away from Cascada live tonight, and then the new Taylor Swift album dropped. My elder millenial heart overflows.
03.10.2025 05:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same.😂
03.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Welp, this is going to be on repeat for a while. Once again, she knocked it out of the park.
03.10.2025 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ma'am! 😂
03.10.2025 04:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Taylor. Allison. Swift!
03.10.2025 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
