Old Man River

Day 8 - Voodoo Doll.
This isn’t a merch announcement!
#bonktober69
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Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine

Righteous Gemstones was a documentary, not a comedy

They switch to this mode when there's only 20% battery left.
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Robert Redford and Paul Newman hamming it up in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Together again

An old McDonald's ad and the girl is saying we begin to die the moment we are born

Tuesday motivation

Photograph of the gorgeous Curd Cake with Caramelised Apples, from Summer Kitchens: Recipes and Reminiscences from Every Corner of Ukraine by Olia Hercules

This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is Curd Cake with Caramelised Apples, from Summer Kitchens: Recipes and Reminiscences from Every Corner of Ukraine by the wonderful @oliahercules.bsky.social!
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...

Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of having the exact right size container for some leftovers

Acorns: nature’s Legos
Like you, I have a rich inner life

I don’t mind working hard. I actually like it. It’s the rat race I hate. That’s why I start my work day at the crack of noon

Uggi the dog sniffing grass in Reykjavík

Afternoon

Happy Birthday!

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

Mike's Hard Oatmeal

You know all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid had me out here believing people would be learning lessons left
and right when I got older and yet

I wonder if it's paying each other to hang out with each other...seems like a good way to clean a lot of money. I say "seems" as I am not an expert on laundering money, just very good at doing laundry.

one of the weird things about the last year's worth of news is finding out that wealthy people all hang out with each other. i have like two friends and decline most social invitations. how are these people hanging out in groups of a thousand?

This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball..🥰😇 #bluesky

It’s ok to be angry or sad or even a little apathetic these days. The world’s a shit show. But it won’t last forever. Now get back out there and be the best murder clown you can be.

I want to be a murder clown, but then I feel like it would cheapen the value of the statement "Clownin Around"

YouTube video by Suzanne Vega - Topic Blood Sings

Suzanne Vega
“Blood Sings”
youtu.be/DV5qmXfEEiU

We have angered the gods. Bring back the Choco Taco. Play music videos on MTV again. Make movies under 120 minutes. Do history on the history channel. Only make cake out of cake. We must atone.

To help everyone understand where I'm at today, I just read the instagram handle for Hot Ones as Ho Tones.

A bunch of bills showed up in the mail today and I believe things happen for a reason so I’ll be making a fire in the wood stove tonight

Just saw Superman. Was gonna do a whole bit about it walking in. That’d be a disservice. It’s an important piece of work and I’m not joking. I don’t even like superhero movies. Sprint to see it. Bring your kids and explain it to them. James Gunn had a time machine when he made it.

I'm comfortable my opionion on things are not something sought after, but I will offer that Superman was one the most fun and authentic movies I've seen in a long time. I have hope. Thank you for your vision on this and the larger DC vision, @jamesgunn.bsky.social . I feel like a dewy youth agian.

Walk, run, or fly to the nearest theater, #Superman is playing RIGHT NOW!

Hey man, thanks for the thought. Things are proceeding, which is all I ask for is not to stay in the same place. Reminds me of Luke Cage line: Forward. Always.

Hope you are well. Thanks again.

All of this.