Old Man River

Signs That You Are a Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause 1. You sweat those newly-applied purple streaks right out of your hair. 2. You use the word “fuck” more now, even more than you used it in ...

"You privately think 'the kids' are alarmingly intolerant of free speech these days, but you’d never say this aloud or online because 'the kids' are your bosses."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...

A drawing of the original Godzilla

GODZILLA
The OG movie was released OTD 71 years ago.
#GodzillaDay

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York

The technical name for petrified poop is called coprolite. I guess I should stop calling it a shartifact.

RIP D'Angelo. "How Does It Feel" changed my entire view on music and who and where I look for to open my mind to other music.

Day 8 - Voodoo Doll.
This isn’t a merch announcement!
#bonktober69
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Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine

Righteous Gemstones was a documentary, not a comedy

They switch to this mode when there's only 20% battery left.
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Robert Redford and Paul Newman hamming it up in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Together again

An old McDonald's ad and the girl is saying we begin to die the moment we are born

Tuesday motivation

Photograph of the gorgeous Curd Cake with Caramelised Apples, from Summer Kitchens: Recipes and Reminiscences from Every Corner of Ukraine by Olia Hercules

This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is Curd Cake with Caramelised Apples, from Summer Kitchens: Recipes and Reminiscences from Every Corner of Ukraine by the wonderful @oliahercules.bsky.social!
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...

Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of having the exact right size container for some leftovers

Acorns: nature’s Legos
Like you, I have a rich inner life

I don’t mind working hard. I actually like it. It’s the rat race I hate. That’s why I start my work day at the crack of noon

Uggi the dog sniffing grass in Reykjavík

Afternoon

Happy Birthday!

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

Mike's Hard Oatmeal

You know all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid had me out here believing people would be learning lessons left
and right when I got older and yet

I wonder if it's paying each other to hang out with each other...seems like a good way to clean a lot of money. I say "seems" as I am not an expert on laundering money, just very good at doing laundry.

one of the weird things about the last year's worth of news is finding out that wealthy people all hang out with each other. i have like two friends and decline most social invitations. how are these people hanging out in groups of a thousand?

This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball..🥰😇 #bluesky

It’s ok to be angry or sad or even a little apathetic these days. The world’s a shit show. But it won’t last forever. Now get back out there and be the best murder clown you can be.

I want to be a murder clown, but then I feel like it would cheapen the value of the statement "Clownin Around"

YouTube video by Suzanne Vega - Topic Blood Sings

Suzanne Vega
“Blood Sings”
youtu.be/DV5qmXfEEiU

We have angered the gods. Bring back the Choco Taco. Play music videos on MTV again. Make movies under 120 minutes. Do history on the history channel. Only make cake out of cake. We must atone.

To help everyone understand where I'm at today, I just read the instagram handle for Hot Ones as Ho Tones.