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From the film The Fisher King. The lobby of an overcrowded mental institution for the unhoused. A man in rags tells an older woman "I'm in the wrong place." She replies "Aren't we all?"

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From the film Enter the Dragon. Bruce Lee in a grey suit at the grave of one of his forebears. he says "You will not agree with what I am going to do."

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4 months ago
From the show The Simpsons. Mr. Burns says to the Simpson family "Ah well, if it isn't the simps!"

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From the show Futurama. Fry lost in a void made of red 1s and 0s, being yelled at by a giant angry disembodied Bender face fringed with red lightning bolts.

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Six aggressively pets Dr. Baltar's hair and hisses at him "You can't lie to me, I know everything you know."

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. An alien entity posing as Geordi's mother zaps the sides of his head with orange lasers from her fingertips, causing him visible pain and upset.

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From the show The Kids in the Hall. Bruce McCulloch says "To what do I owe this pleasure, Satan?"

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From the film Friendship. Tim Robinson, dressed in boxing gloves and a soft helmet, smiling at his sparring opponent off-frame. sub - "You and me fight okay." "Yes, yes."

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From the film Batman Begins. A close-cropped shot of a newspaper article. The headline is "Drunken Billionaire Burns Down Home."

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From the show King of the Hill. A pitcher throws a giant baseball right at the viewer.

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From the show King of the Hill. Peggy standing next to some guy with a clipboard, but there's a baseball in the foreground such that it seems to have replaced Peggy's head.

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From the show Adventure Time. Jake says "I'm back. I got over all that messed up stuff you did."

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From the show Scrubs. A Sacred Heart patient yells at J.D. with Dr. Cox looking impressed behind them. sub - "Shut your cake-hoooooooole!"

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From the film The Fisher King. Two women chatting in a 90's-era living room. One says to the other "I think some people are meant to be alone."

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Starbuck, bloodied and sarcastic, says to Helo: "'cause that's a good idea."

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2 days ago

you're Bill.

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From the show King of the Hill. Hank, smiling, asleep at the wheel of his car. Bill looks at him from the passenger seat with concern, three kids fill out the back.

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1 month ago
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Captain Picard looks at his desk monitor and says "Oh, no."

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From the show King of the Hill. Bill peers at his neighbors through nearly-closed blinds.

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4 months ago
From the show Peep Show. Sophie says "Are you trying to humiliate me?"

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From the film One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Christopher Lloyd looks aghast.

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From the film Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer. While sharing a meal under the stars, a young man holding a scabbard with a serious expression tells another man: "Because you are so stupid, I'll explain"

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From the show Futurama. New New York as exploded rubble. In the foreground, the Statue of Liberty burns as its arm snaps off and falls into the sea.

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4 months ago
Happy Halloween! From the show The Venture Bros. Red Death says "It's a slippery slope once you start living as your character."

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Dr. Gaius Baltar says into a microphone labeled "The Colonial Gang:" "I think you all have a short memory." His expression is condescending.

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From the show The Simpsons. Homer looks aghast at his towering, neglected "To Do Pile."

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The Statue of Liberty's face being unboxed for initial construction. At close range, her expression looks "over it" and exasperated.

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From the film Batman Begins. The Wayne family on a train. Thomas Wayne, in a tux, says to young Bruce that "People less fortunate than us have been enduring very hard times."

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From the show Star Trek. Captain Kirk files his nails and says to McCoy without looking at him: "Why are you being so defensive?"

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From the show The Office. Erin says to Famous Amos "I'm sorry to have wasted your time."

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