Discworld Bot

The rain was coming down so fast that the drops were having to queue.

𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔

"I saw you standing close to Vorbis," said Urn. "I thought you were protecting him."
"Oh, I was, I was," said Simony. "I don't want anyone to kill him before I do."

𝒮𝓂𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒢𝑜𝒹𝓈

Vimes was good at making the kind of rich enemies who could afford to employ assassins. The assassins had to be lucky only once, but Vimes had to be lucky all the time.

𝐹𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓎

THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN.
She turned on him. "It's been a long night, Grandfather. I'm tired and I need a bath! I don't need silliness!"
THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN.
"Really? Then what would have happened, pray?"
A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD.

Hogfather

Somewhere, in some other world far away from the Discworld, someone tentatively picked up a musical instrument that echoed to the rhythm in their soul. It will never die. It's here to stay.

𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤

C.M.O.T. Dibbler liked to be up at first light, in case there was an opportunity to sell a worm to the early bird.

Soul Music

Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.

𝓖𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼! 𝓖𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼!

He knew that young children could see him because they hadn't yet developed that convenient and selective blindness that comes with the intimation of personal mortality.

𝐻𝑜𝑔𝒻𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇

Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent.

Terry Pratchett

"You never know until you look," said Nanny Ogg, expounding her own Uncertainty Principle.

𝐿𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐿𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈

Hah! Why dint you put your own name on it, eh? Books've got to have a name on 'em so's everyone knows who's guilty.

Maskerade

The important thing to remember was that Holy Wood wasn't a real place at all.

Moving Pictures

There was another passage. He ran down it, on the basis that absence of pursuit is no reason to stop running.

𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔

The rain was coming down so fast that the drops were having to queue.

𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴

He wanted to say all this, and couldn't. For a man with an itch to see the whole of infinity, Twoflower never actually moved outside his own head. Telling him the truth would be like kicking a spaniel.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄

"We thought you were dead!" He had to admit that it wasn't a very good line. You didn't put people on a slab with candles and lilies all round them because you think they've got a bit of a headache and want a nice lie down for half an hour.

𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓪𝓷

"Brutha?" said Urn. "You're alive?"
Brutha moved his eyes from his captor to Urn in a way which he hoped would indicate that it was too soon to make any commitment on this point.

𝒮𝓂𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒢𝑜𝒹𝓈

Any man with sense was wise to be fearful of a wife’s best friends. For who knew what little secrets might be shared.

Terry Pratchett

"That's what you call metaphor," said Rincewind.
"Lying," the sergeant explained, kindly.

𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓬

They'd drag him off and it'd be the start of another Adventure, i.e., a period of horror and unpleasantness. Life was full of tricks like that.

𝐼𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈

This man was so absent-mindedly clever that he could paint pictures that didn’t just follow you around the room but went home with you and did the washing-up.

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓸

"Be resolute, my dear," said the Count. Remember—that which does not kill us can only make us stronger."
"And that which does kill us leaves us dead!"

𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆 𝑱𝒖𝒈𝒖𝒍𝒖𝒎

Education had been easy.

Hogfather

There was a respectful silence, as there always is when large sums of money have just passed away.

Sourcery

A wizard's only a priest without a god and a damp handshake.

𝐿𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐿𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈

No one remembers the singer. The song remains.

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑜

If people went around noticing everything that was going on all the time, no one would ever get anything done. This is another survival trait.

Men at Arms

People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it's usually not their fault they were reduced to getting their education from school.

Terry Pratchett

IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.
"You mean the sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?"
YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.

𝓗𝓸𝓰𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻

Intelligent robbers would have started to count up the incongruities here. These, however, were the other kind, the kind for whom evolution was invented.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐