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Hey clown, jester you have done it again.

Okay but the lefties that cheered for Luigi Mangione but draw the line at Charlie Kirk for some reason ???????

I'm gonna start actively sending people's hole pics to the FBI, let's find out!!!

Wholeheartedly doubt feds will show up because someone said they expressed happiness at a right-wing activist being shot but who knows

Not the gays who literally include their faces with pictures of their puckered assholes warning others to be careful about what they post online

You've seen the view 😈

Me posting my always correct opinions on bluesky

If you disagree with any of my hot takes, please know it was about you specifically and you should feel targeted

Don't you have a bad gyro to shit out

This was directed at u

People who go on solo vacations are toxic, I don't make the rules

Me and @icyhusky120.bsky.social fr

WHY ARE HIS TEETH STRAIGHT ACROSS LIKE THAT UGH

If Rob Anderson's veneers have no haters, I am dead

Thinking about how last week my tutoring client said x + x^2 = x^3 and I told her if I ever hear her say that again I'll kill myself and leave her name in my suicide note

Found a pair of Paige khakis in my closet I haven't won't in a while. I forgot the reason I retired them is because you can see the outline of my weiner in them.

I'm so happy I could reintroduce it to you. My gym won't let me forget it

I know Children by Robert Miles hates to see a spin instructor coming

You know what can protect these groups?? It begins with a U and ends with an NION. True patriots unionize their workplaces

Orrrrr we could call Luigi...

“Most of what’s bad in the world is because of stupid old men!” — Maria, Castlevania Nocturne Season 2

Someone could kill my family and I'd keep up my Duolingo streak with them tbh

Ugh. I'm sorry you're going through this.

Anita Bryant, more like Anita Bye-rant, amirite??

And I meant it in the nicest way, too...

I'm an actual climate scientist and I have no idea what this venn diagram means

It's the most diversity a Japanese visual novel will give us

Like I just KNOW they opened their marriage since we met

Alive Elm, owner of Elegant Interior Decorating

It's kinda fun seeing reserved gays I met on Twitter years ago become absolute SLUTS on bluesky

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source