Sam

Sam

@mastrap84.bsky.social

Brain full of bees. Stand-up, jokes, mental health, kids, marriage. Saying dumb things so you don’t realize I have a Masters degree. #Seahawks. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebqyeigqngauff5yv27asqfo/feed/aaabgx5thxhfm

1,024 Followers 373 Following 2,083 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 days ago

I am not enjoying the Seahawks player announcements today.

1 0 0 0
1 month ago

And it WAS!

2 0 0 0
1 month ago

Happy birthday! A Super Bowl win for the Hawks … what a great bday present!

3 0 1 0
1 month ago

Oh def it caused a large hatred of the Steelers for me rofl. We were in college then and were having a house party to watch and everyone was so sad. I’ll never forget that.

0 0 1 0
1 month ago

Or the stupid Steelers SB game. Like, what are we doing here?

0 0 2 0
1 month ago

Here’s the thing, they’re gonna show the play over and over. And guess what? Who cares? Different time. Different players. Different coaches. Focused on forward, not backward. GO HAWKS!

0 0 2 0
1 month ago

“It could be a nightmare you’ll never forget, or the best day of your life.” Ugh. My word, that poor guy.

2 0 0 0
1 month ago
Video thumbnail

The Demon Princess was on one this morning.

0 0 0 0
1 month ago

When she first announced it I shared the story on FB going “oh, Lindsey, this is a bad idea.” And I’m very sad to have been right.

1 0 0 0
1 month ago

I’ve got NBC on already. Road to the Super Bowl. The Second Princess and The Queen are napping. I’m here for it all, all day. No party this time because I live far away now, but The Queen also bought way too many snacks for her, me, and Pops lol.

1 0 1 0
1 month ago

Mission Over Bullshit. Let’s go Darkside. Let’s GO HAWKS!

0 0 0 0
1 month ago

I’m so excited to still be connected with all of you so we can experience this together. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

4 1 2 0
1 month ago

Fuckin’ spoiler dawg. Rozanna wants to watch The Pitt and acquiesced to me watching the Olympics opening ceremonies rofl. Now I have to act like I don’t know anything 😂

1 0 0 0
1 month ago

Sorry I was getting the baby back to sleep. I don’t care for them splitting the athletes up between multiple places. Maybe I don’t get why? The locations of their events are too far away? But has this ever happened before?

0 0 0 0
1 month ago

What about on the grill?

0 0 0 0
1 month ago

Oh no wait, it was Billy Zane!

1 0 1 0
1 month ago

The fact this is happening two days before the Seahawks beat the ever loving pants off the Patriots is just that much sweeter.

1 0 0 0
1 month ago

Oh shit now it’s turning into the Da Vinci Code! Where’s Tom Hanks and/or Dan Brown!?

1 1 0 0
1 month ago

Should have had Tyrese there to warn Zoolander, too.

1 0 1 0
1 month ago

Look, I’m addicted to the Olympics, okay? I was born during the opening ceremonies of the 1984 summer games. My parents just always had me watch them and made sure to always tell me the northern lights were up while it all happened.

My wife thinks it’s cute and I just love them. USA USA!

2 0 1 0
1 month ago

Pretty sure this is the end to Sonic the Hedgehog where all the ring are just there because he dropped them and now he has to fight Dr. Robotnik in a fourquel

4 1 0 0
1 month ago
1 0 2 0
1 month ago
Post image

Ladies and gentleman, Zoolander and Hansel are having a walk off. IT’S A WALKOFF

6 1 1 1
1 month ago

Dug the flag! The espresso pots just brought me back to Beauty & the Beast 😂

1 0 1 0
1 month ago

It also looked like the wizard of oz behind her! And … I guess I didn’t know she was Italian but should have since I know her mom is an opera singer.

1 0 1 0
1 month ago

Am I the only one watching the Olympics opening ceremony!?

6 2 4 0
1 month ago

Wait, what “what’s up” thing? Is there a new “what’s up” thing?

1 0 1 0
1 month ago

I just woke up and same

1 0 1 0
1 month ago

I am not enjoying this game

0 0 0 0
1 month ago

Absolutely. It’s The Way.

0 0 0 0