Tim Murphy

Tim Murphy

@lzyltnin.bsky.social

Fat old hippy. Godless heathen. Semi-professional underachiever. Music, baseball and politics nerd. Deadhead. Cubs, Red Sox and Packers fan. Liberal, I make Bernie Sanders seem like Barry Goldwater. #RESIST - LOCATION: The backwash of Fennario

6,825 Followers 8,240 Following 3,452 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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In the business world, if you get hired to do something and you do the complete opposite, then you get fired.

In MAGAland, if you get hired and do the exact opposite of what you promised to do, you get away with it.

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Can you imagine a 79 year-old getting a job at an ice cream shop and then handing customers actual cones of shit thinking it would go over well?

Yet MAGA is cheering for this in politics.

Wild.

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Melania is absolutely worthless.

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I kid you not... The same White House that forgot that invading Iran might lead it to close the Strait of Hormuz, is now arguing (through Peter Navarro) that war with Iran is a good idea because it'll prevent Iran from closing the Strait of Hormuz.

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We/you/everyone/me need to "enjoy the climb". There seams to be a big chasm that could use either a bridge or bike paths.

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I wish we didn’t have to pick up the tab for his mother’s refusal to hug him as a child.

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This is actually the first version I ever heard the song, LW was "post dinner family time" for the week. It was about 2 more years until I heard the B&S. Then it became and anthem to me for like 15 years. In some ways, it still is, even though I quit the "tokes" at about 10pm Central on 07/07/84

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Maybe "financially literate" isn't what Americans are looking for regarding our public lands that we have preserved for generations...

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One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk - WTF! (1971) YouTube video by clotho98

The BEST EVER Lawrence Welk episode. And because the song had the words "sweet, Jesus", the show runner(s) assumed it was a "spiritual". (It was for me (and millions others), but not in the way they assumed it would be.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8td...

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All the libs who screamed about project 2025 were fucking right.

Yes, we were. Thank goodness for judges who still abide by the Constitution and follow the laws. It's only 52% comlpete.
I'll just go ahead and leave this link to the Project 2025 tracker here:
www.project2025.observer/en

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Follow me here for more kitchen tips, recipes, life hacks and other goofy fucking nonsense... 😅🤣
#WednesdayTips
#WednesdayWisdom

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In case you missed it. 👇

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Stop starting wars. Stop bombing elementary schools. Stop letting babies starve. Stop putting families behind bars. Stop funding concentration camps. Stop defending hate. Stop sending our sons and daughters overseas to die. Enough blood and violence and death. Enough madness. Enough excuses. Enough tears. We've had enough.

This. All of this.

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Donald Trump and JD Vance campaigned on ending wars and protecting American troops from deployment overseas.

Now, Karoline Leavitt said Trump is refusing to rule out a DRAFT.

An administration of liars.

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Arizona Is Now at the Center of Election Investigations Both the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI are probing the results of the 2020 election in Arizona.

Exclusive: HSI, a branch of DHS that usually investigates drug cartels and human trafficking networks, is now probing the 2020 election results in Arizona: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

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billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit. so there’s that. the clownfuckery is off the charts

billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit. so there’s that.

the clownfuckery is off the charts

open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

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Revolt grows as GOP Senate hopeful championed convicted child sex offender for party roles North Carolina GOP Senate candidate Michael Whatley has tried to paint his Democratic opponent, former Gov. Roy Cooper, as soft on crime — but a new report indicates Whatley himself forgave a sex offe...

Revolt grows as GOP Senate hopeful championed convicted child sex offender for party roles

www.rawstory.com/michael-what...

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Democratic Senators and Members of Congress Condemn Lack of Planning, Cuts in Services, and Reckless Spending A newsletter about the history behind today's politics.

Democratic Senators and Members of Congress Condemn Lack of Planning, Cuts in Services, and Reckless Spending

Heather Cox Richardson

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Pete: "I'm on a seafood diet, I only eat lobsters!" Let them eat cake.

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Jared's gut feeling runs right through his checkbook. He doesn't do anything unless there's some whopping amount of cash in it for him.....

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What a total POS graham is

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Top Trump Officials Are Moving Onto Military Bases Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others have taken over homes that until recently housed senior officers.

“Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others now live on military bases.” Read The Atlantic’s reporting on how Generals’ Row became MAGA Avenue:
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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A lot of people who were obsessed with tracking gas prices while Biden was president are real quiet right now…

Gee, I wonder why?! 🤔

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Trump Humiliated as Viral Exchange With Journo on Iran Backfires Badly As Trump continues to struggle to explain why he’s bombing Iran, the author of a new piece on his awful justifications explains why this conflict is the most unpopular war in U.S. history.

Trump Humiliated as Viral Exchange With Journalist on Iran Backfires Badly

As Trump continues to struggle to explain why he’s bombing Iran, the author of a new piece on his awful justifications explains why this conflict is the most unpopular war in U.S. history.

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snapshot of protests around the world since the war in iran began.

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