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Jody and Berlioz

@impslave.bsky.social

GenX elder Goth gamer and childfree cat lady. Living with rheumatoid arthritis and Sjorgen’s. Getting through each day with video games and crafting.

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#DontPokeTheBear

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This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)

14.10.2025 17:53 — 👍 6162    🔁 571    💬 76    📌 32
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Added a parasol to my mobility scooter and bam - Doom Buggy!

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The tragedy is white people and their unending bullshit.

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Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...

26.08.2025 18:56 — 👍 5823    🔁 1057    💬 239    📌 56
a golden retriever sits on a living room floor looking over his shoulder. he looks extremely nonplussed. on the gray sofa in front of him, two kids are perched practicing trombone. the dog is going to work on his poker face before their first recital.

a golden retriever sits on a living room floor looking over his shoulder. he looks extremely nonplussed. on the gray sofa in front of him, two kids are perched practicing trombone. the dog is going to work on his poker face before their first recital.

This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10 (IG: ullalynn3)

26.08.2025 18:59 — 👍 9072    🔁 1035    💬 111    📌 66

i don't understand the whole thing about someone asking how you are and you're supposed to lie. like.. how am i? im doing awful but now you're uncomfortable for me telling the truth when you're the one who asked !

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This is Remy. She has 50 other toys. But why play with those when you can steal your brother Benny's instead. 13/10 for both

18.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 9601    🔁 958    💬 191    📌 60
a light brown and white Siberian Husky stares at the camera with a smug look on his face

a light brown and white Siberian Husky stares at the camera with a smug look on his face

This is Blitz. He just rolled his ball under the couch for the third time in 4 minutes. Knows you have no choice but to grab it again. 13/10 and he's right (IG: siberianblitz)

18.08.2025 19:01 — 👍 3344    🔁 244    💬 50    📌 13
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And we keep them right alongside the "Pee Pee" tapes!

#KompromatCollections 🇷🇺

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This is Doug. He came to the rescue when a gaggle of geese was blocking his boy's way home. 14/10 good job Doug (TT: _instagramber)

13.08.2025 17:18 — 👍 3441    🔁 286    💬 53    📌 29
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

Mar🐫

08.08.2025 19:38 — 👍 28895    🔁 5683    💬 609    📌 211
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The Trump regime is way out of bounds and must be reined in. Voters, we know our mission: Insist on free and fair elections, then vote the complicit GOP out of office.

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Encores and sold-out performances: The UC Berkeley Symphony Orchestra goes on tour in Europe - Berkeley News The 10-day tour was a culmination of a year and a half of preparation, including fundraising, logistics and hours upon hours of rehearsals.

Earlier this year, the UC Berkeley Symphony Orchestra went on a 10-day tour through Europe, performing at top venues in four cities — Berlin, Prague, Vienna and Krakow. “The music was transcendent,” said conductor David Milnes. news.berkeley.edu/2025/08/08/e...

08.08.2025 21:37 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
a blond golden retriever just outside a bus. the pic is from the driver’s perspective. his front paws are on the first step. he looks like he just asked the driver a question.

a blond golden retriever just outside a bus. the pic is from the driver’s perspective. his front paws are on the first step. he looks like he just asked the driver a question.

This is Reggie. He’s wondering if this bus has any stops near the pet store. He’s been saving for a new toy. 14/10 all aboard buddy (IG: calebka88)

04.08.2025 22:26 — 👍 7710    🔁 507    💬 59    📌 15
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Donald Trump doesn’t care about rigging the system to win.

He doesn’t care about lighting democracy on fire, bending the rules, and playing dirty to get what he wants.

This is an attack on our American rights, and California won’t stand for it.

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This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)

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a teensy brown ball of fluff sits on a gray tile floor and looks up at the camera. the dog’s eyes are wide-set and pleading, and his little mouth curves down in a dramatic frown. his little body only takes up one half of one tile, and it looks like he could be swallowed up by shadows any second. pick him up!

a teensy brown ball of fluff sits on a gray tile floor and looks up at the camera. the dog’s eyes are wide-set and pleading, and his little mouth curves down in a dramatic frown. his little body only takes up one half of one tile, and it looks like he could be swallowed up by shadows any second. pick him up!

This is Bug. He would like to be picked up for cuddles. It is an emergency. 13/10 (IG: bugthebrusselsgriffon)

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South Park destroyed Trump in the season 27 premiere. 😂❤

#SouthPark

24.07.2025 07:57 — 👍 1109    🔁 363    💬 30    📌 40
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This is Cuzco. He wanted to remind you to breathe. Thought he'd provide a demonstration just in case. 13/10 thank you Cuzco (TT: cuzco.the.golden)

17.07.2025 17:11 — 👍 8217    🔁 951    💬 238    📌 106

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

22.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 12255    🔁 3350    💬 75    📌 110

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