Mikey Chops

Mikey Chops

@mikeychops.bsky.social

👋 ‘hi it’s me, you’re all in danger’ 🚨 law•music•comp reality tv•nonsense chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops

1,173 Followers 493 Following 722 Posts Joined Aug 2023
7 hours ago
Screenshot of Mean Girls clip edited to read:
“On fat cock Friday the 13th, he asked me what day it was.”
“It’s fat cock Friday the 13th.”

Number two of the year babyyyyy

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16 hours ago

jk it defff is @houseofvillains.bsky.social 😈

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16 hours ago

House of Villains might be my fav show rn??

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1 day ago

jacket is cayuteeee 👌

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1 day ago

v much 🔥😮‍💨

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1 day ago

hi 👋

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1 day ago
mirror selfie in completely spotless mirror with no smudges on it whatsoever 🪞
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1 week ago

🥹👉👈

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1 week ago
selfie in office while wearing charcoal blazer, navy polka dot shirt, and blue/green floral tie

grays be graying 👔👨🏼‍🦳🤸🏼

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2 weeks ago

thank yewww 🙏 && yes self care in the besttt form tonight by seeing Scream 7!! 🥹🍿

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2 weeks ago
VERY serious mirror selfie while wearing black jeans & grey shirt

also hi 👋 alive just v busy 😵‍💫🙃🏳️

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1 month ago
mirror selfie with Devon Sawa hair

coming out as a 90s heartthrob 💘

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1 month ago

Beyond relatable ♉️🤲🙌

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1 month ago

to help MN: standwithminnesota.com
for similar content: substack.com/@thatgayattorney

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1 month ago
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I wrote something ✍️❤️‍🩹🤲

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1 month ago

you can also add a shortcut “slutty” for the phrase “slutty”

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1 month ago
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settings > general > keyboards > text replacement 🫶

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1 month ago

I was skeptical of the first lawsuit, which claimed ICE enforcement violated equal sovereignty and the 10A. The state and federal courts can’t eject federal agents. This, however, should prevail. Investigating crimes is the essence of the state police power. The feds shouldn’t be able to usurp that.

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1 month ago

seconded 😚

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1 month ago

It's currently -10° in Minneapolis and they still got thousands of people to march and protest outside.

They picked the wrong city.

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1 month ago
Preview
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We're moving on up in Illinois.

Proud to be home to a thriving film industry that keeps on growing, Chicago is now ranked #3 in the nation as the best place to live and work as a movie maker.

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1 month ago

what game(s) tho? 👀🤔

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2 months ago

both are kinda treats when ya think about it

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2 months ago

had an online crush with a guy who barely knows I exist, but thankfully I snapped back to reality when I realized he regularly uses insta notes

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2 months ago

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

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2 months ago

[this photo was not doctored in any way]

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2 months ago

can confirm ✅

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2 months ago
mirror selfie with streaks across mirror

this “streak-free” windex is BULLSHIT 🤬

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2 months ago

propaganda that bald eagles are being k!lled by clean energy is yet another reminder that I still need to watch Veep 🇺🇸

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3 months ago
selfie while wearing blue bandana & green shirt with dried paint, while sitting on couch covered with drop cloth in front of wall with swatches of paint

Saturday vibes 🪣🪜👨🏻‍🎨

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