Jared Quesadilla

Jared Quesadilla

@garyrockrose.bsky.social

I am a human who is trying to figure out a way to continue working 20 years past my own death so I can reach my retirement goals.

426 Followers 617 Following 4,418 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 hours ago

They're going to fuck the oil

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4 hours ago

Been there man.....

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4 hours ago

Its really kinda windy I've noticed

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6 hours ago

And if not, I may have to steal that.

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19 hours ago
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19 hours ago

Yeah man. They are pretty fuckin dumb. Unfortunate.

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20 hours ago

I'll never tire of that. Never.

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20 hours ago

You guys ever tear a hamstring watching hockey on TV?

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23 hours ago
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Crazy to think that terrorism is on the rise here when we have this guy in charge of shutting that down.

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1 day ago

There will be so many glorious moments when these ghouls leave. I pray I am still alive to see it.

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1 day ago

It’s so funny that FIFA gave Trump a Peace Prize and a few months later he threatened to kill a national team that qualified for the World Cup.

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1 day ago

I agree. Back to Drake with you.....

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1 day ago

People like this guy are the problem. They are the problem. It ain't the guy making your tacos or mowing lawns.

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1 day ago

Damn you skeletrex!!

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1 day ago
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This guy. His name is Tom and apparently has a hit NBC show.

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1 day ago

Man. Think of the healthcare that $ could buy, or support for human workers who are gonna get fucked by AI..... (this also rhymes. Gonna be a song)

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2 days ago

Probably not a super idea by them. But also, I am not sure this regime would care if Iran blew up Encinitas.

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2 days ago
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Who could possibly have foreseen that war on Iran would (a) make Iran retaliate by closing the strait of Hormuz, which (b) could disrupt world oil markets, enriching Russia and penalizing most everyone else?

Who, indeed, except EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER THOUGHT FOR ONE MINUTE about the situation.

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2 days ago

sorry to hear this. May her memory be a blessing

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2 days ago

Caleb Williams' best friend with a 3 run bomb for the USA

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Italy whipping the USA's ass in.....baseball (?)

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2 days ago

Kankakee....yikes

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3 days ago

Guys, I am seeing more and more evidence that our government is being run by some real big dummies.

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3 days ago
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3 days ago

Frank Nazar makes up for biffing on that OT breakaway.

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4 days ago

The space laser is gonna be cheaper than Drake Maye's 2nd contract.

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4 days ago

Bears.

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4 days ago
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THe StOcK MArkEt is AT $50,000 DoLLaRs.

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