Little Miss Lesley. 💫

I'm so glad he got sent off against Ireland now. Never did like him anyway. Greasy winker.

Jet2.

Ally's Tartan Army

This has been stuck in my head all morning. Get the barrels stocked, America. The Scots (and, hopefully, the Irish if we get past the play-offs) are invading next summer. 😁🥃

Meanwhile, we have to go through the play-offs. Feckin' great. 🤨🇮🇪

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SCOTLAND ARE FINALLY HEADING BACK TO THE WORLD CUP FINALS! GET IN! TARTAN AAAAAARMY! 😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

(Sorry Denmark.)

I'd ask for a DNA test.

Thank you, Murica! 😁

He's behind you! 😁

Can we set up a petition? 😁

Ah no, the lovely Vicky's gone. Nerves got the better of her in the end, sadly, and it's the end of the road for our Newcastle lass.

Oh well.

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Where can I vote for Diversity? 😍 #Strictly #SCD

That wasn't worth a 7, Craig. Piss all the way off. 😒 #Strictly #SCD

Absolutely loved that from La Voix. Aljaž nearly got a bit too close for comfort during that lift and spin though. It's a 10 from me. 👩🏼‍🦰

PS: The "P45 and MBE in one week" dig at Tess got me howling! 🤣

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Another solidly brilliant effort from Lewis. It's a 9 from me. Flawless! 😍

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This isn't a rumba. It's more like a waltz. It's not George's fault, though, it's what he was taught by Alexis and she had the choreography all to cock. I'll give him a 7 for that effort.

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*mean and moody look. #Strictly #SCD

Loving the mean and moody from Kaz. Not a bad dance either. It's an 8 from me this week.

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Not a bad jive from Vicky. There were one or two boobs in the footwork but, overall, it wasn't bad. It's an 8 from me.

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Vicky being attacked by her dogs is HILARIOUS. #Strictly #SCD

An old photo of a very young me with my grandma at Christmas, circa 1987.

A very young me with my (sadly now late) grandma. 😢

Stunnin' from Alex and Jojo. I'll give them a 9 for that. It's so much better than last week's effort. Gawjus! 🥰

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Even Anton's thinking "PHWOAR". Aren't we all? 🥵 #Strictly #SCD

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I'm giving Nikita and Amber a 10 for that outfit alone. As for the band... a big fat zero for them ruining Aerosmith.

That is all.

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An absolute stunner from Bal. And that dress is gorgeous as well. What's the betting Craig mentions something about her little finger being up at the beginning of the dance? I'm giving her an 8 for that.

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Already distracted by Nikita's clothing... or lack thereof. 🥵 #Strictly #SCD

Catching up with last night's #Strictly before the results show. I was on the late shift last night so I missed it.

Here goes...

What a win! Ireland threw the kitchen sink at Hungary in the last 10 minutes, never stopped trying
#COYBIG

Troy Parrott, take a bow, you gorgeous wee fella! Play-offs here we come! GET IN! 😁☘️ #WorldCupQualifiers

C'MON IRELAND! #WorldCupQualifiers

SUSPENDED ALREADY.