Oh yeah? So what.

Oh yeah? So what.

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1 week ago

Translation: “Yeah, we killed all those schoolgirls. So what?”

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3 months ago

D’Angelo Barksdale deserved a redemption arc. Many do but don’t get them I guess.

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4 months ago

"Big man, tears running down his face, says, 'Sir, you're a f*cking pedophile.'"

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6 months ago

Regrettably we may need to look for another podcaster to fill this important position.

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7 months ago

File under: Not important but something I’ve always believed with absolutely no independent corroboration

When McCoy Tyner solos, he plays polyrhythms with his left hand. His right hand is perfectly matching the 4/4 of the rest of the band, but beneath that his left is playing 5 over 4, etc.

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8 months ago

Just took an insanely hot walk in Memphis in June. Air so humid it could be used to moderate nuclear reaction. Hoagie Carmichael never mentioned this.

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9 months ago

Why is Siri randomly trying to make calls in my car?

Oh, NPR on the radio with a report on Syria.

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11 months ago

Hearing on Grizzlies broadcast Jaylen has left via ambulance to hospital.

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1 year ago

Zach Edey is the embodiment of Don’t start nuthin Won’t be nuthin

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1 year ago

“I’m putting a tariff on you for vague reasons, unless you take nonspecific and unmeasurable actions.”

Translation: “The Supreme Court says I can accept a bribe from you as long as I says it’s for official business.”

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1 year ago

I’m pitching Netflix a series about Luka and Zion finding best all you can eat places in every NBA city

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1 year ago

File under Things I once said sarcastically:

"Matt Painter is such a fine basketball coach, I'm sure he's done a great job in preparing Zach Edey for the NBA."

On reflection, WTF do I know.

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2 years ago

What is the property in physics that causes the volume of liquid to expand when spilled? I have an 8 oz cup of coffee and spill it. Now I'm soaked head to toe, every article of clothing is sopping wet, and the chair I'm sitting on has a huge puddle. Yet the coffee cup still has about ... 7 oz. WTF?

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