Giel Gud Inc.

Giel Gud Inc.

@dqspider.bsky.social

irascible old creep "Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek

1,027 Followers 488 Following 12,125 Posts Joined Apr 2024
5 hours ago

we have no time for subtext

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Screenshot of Michael Jordan from ‘The Last Dance’ with text overlaid to make it look like he’s saying:

“How is it legal for a guy to be named Michael B. Jordan? That's just my name but with a B. I call 911 everyday about this.”

In honor of Michael B. Jordan’s Oscar win, here’s a meme that has been stuck in my head since like 2020.

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a picture of an ugly chaise longue in a room and the title of the article is "add a pop of Pucci into your home"

ehehehe

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11 hours ago
bret the hitman hart in 1997 saying "did you ever notice that the united states of america is shaped like one big giant toilet"
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11 hours ago

Wrong you boring dumbasses. This actually rocks? 🤷

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11 hours ago

I wouldn't say I feel *pride* at the US falling behind like this but...less shame?

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sarah connor seems less and less unhinged with every passing year

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12 hours ago
*twin peaks title screen* IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY
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a big set of Spirit 2K film scanners. they look cool as fuck. they're beautiful brushed stainless steel on the sides and a big glass view door to watch the film transport mechanims

they're in a garage

so we rescued a set of cinema film scanners

does anyone need a set of cinema film scanners?

if you have a need for a cinema film scanner (or can give it a good home!), and can arrange to have it transported from the Seattle area, message me on fedi or e-mail me at hello@alyx.sh

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12 hours ago

sounds like you'll be strapping jerry cans to the car then

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15 hours ago

if the Senate wants to improve their poll numbers I have some suggestions

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K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h
The Emperor's New Groove
august @regularaugust • Feb 14
Movies that can be considered "Metroidvanias"
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K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h
Kuzco loses his abilities near the beginning of the movie, he and Pacha learn various skills to traverse different obstacles. there's a sequence where they backtrack through an area they ve been through and cross it more efficiently
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@armormodechang
the end is reached in under two hours; the final sequence shows the protagonist in less clothing than usual

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A white bust sculpture is used as a knife holder, with multiple knives and a pair of scissors stuck into it, placed on a kitchen island.

#IdesOfMarch

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Lisa Simpson doing kids news, standing by an abandoned railroad crossing. “The old memes don’t come by here much anymore…”
Suddenly dat boi appears. 

“Oshit waddup”
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14 hours ago
zohran mamdani promises to
FILL ALL HOLES
following pothole initiative with dot

insane image

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12 hours ago

I sure do love to sit up in bed and beat myself to death on a deer carcass

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DUDE this is totally me in every Resident Evil game. I know why they do it but that casual trot away from horrible flaming death will never not be frustrating

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i wish i could enjoy this schadenfreude more but it's still kinda ok

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6 months ago
TBSkyen
@tbskyen.com
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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if the Senate wants to improve their poll numbers I have some suggestions

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1 year ago
julius caesar horse plinko dot tumblr dot jpeg but it’s ol’ musky doing one of his ecks jumps

what if… ides of march+

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19 hours ago
wint
@dril
did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers
12:21 pm • 20 Dec 2012
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19 hours ago
👻 Tobias Harris' Contract 👻 
@tholzerman
Lovecraft predicted Limp Bizkit

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LovecraftBot @lovebotcraft • 9h
The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal.
4:56 PM • 10/5/20
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Homer Simpson laying in bed staring at the ceiling angrily

"Just lay down and relax after a long day"

me:

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Game: Spank the Monkey (2002, Flash)
TAS Authors: zapkt, Spikestuff & synabler
Source: tasvideos.org/7005M

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You're welcome

www.patreon.com/Hellofawayto...

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