Nat Guest

Wireless Mother

SITTING is fine, it is this clodhopping about

THIS CAT IS TREADING WITH THE WEIGHT OF 5 IMPLODED SUNS ONTO MY OVERRIPE BLADDER

You are always strangely defensive on this topic.

Can't remember any instances of being particularly surprised, but also not something I'd particularly go out of my way to ask in general

"If you're not as hot as my mom, I'm not going to marry you" oh..... oh nooo

I LOVE YOU, KITCHEN GUN!

Yeah it's both stupid AND gross

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Age of Attraction on Netflix is a trash level too high for me I think. "Date people without knowing what age they are!" ok but they can... SEE EACH OTHER....

Every episode of Starfleet Academy felt about three hours long. Not in a good way. Thank god that's over.

I do it too!
This guy did it ALL DAY LONG though.

Ew.... dead meat mode!!!

Another great NYT story today, this one about Richard Hell's apartment in the East Village, a dumpy cramped tenement flat that he's lived in (rent controlled, obviously) since 1974!

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Rude as usual!

Every day I scoop his poop he will not even put the kettle on!!!

THIS IS NOT A CAT .... very handsome though

I'm a jiggler myself!!!! Which makes it worse!

lmao not cooking gourmet for a cat, you have been HAD.

This cat - I say to him can you make me a cup of tea? And he doesn't put the kettle on at all, not one bit.

I am afraid I have started thinking of the cat's overspecified autofeeder - which calls with my voice as it gushes biscuits - as the wire mother to my cloth mother.

Having a normal one making notes on misophonia and other sensory processing sensitivities

Just occurred to me that Aardman might be the only filmmakers who could do a proper Animal Farm movie.

Wireless Mother

I barely go of course but do not think I'm far off this. I can't bear to listen to all these people eating.

Horrible horrible horrible horrible

"Cinema experience" I genuinely don't understand what people are talking about. It's just film but big.

My actual stance on content warnings is that I don't personally need them but it makes no difference to me if they're there and might be helpful for someone else. Some people like to look at the ingredients lists on their food packaging to check whether it's safe for them. I don't object!

Can't even imagine the logistics of this but that's never stopped him before

Nat Guest | Substack Looking at things sideways, carefully, so they don't scuttle off. Currently thinking a lot about space, place, recovery, solitude & belonging, walking & thinking.

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