Tbarx OctoBEAR

And I didn't even have to make things up.

Apt but less fun.

Adulthood is an elusive thing. You attain it and it seems like it's unassailable but if it's taken away, it's gone until returned, if at all.

Luckily, you have diapers to keep the bed dry!

You can play pretend.

I don't see how, kiddo.

Notably not Big Kid Friday.

I know some folks use them for non-baby purposes but I find it surprising that baby wipes aren't just a standard item for people.

Both things can be real. Odds are, we're not going to be testing the reality, so we stick with the fantasy.

Hot stuff coming through! There might have been some sweating.

It would be handy but we're good. Maybe we'll get it one of these days.

Not you, silly tiger!

Simspons meme from S4e10 "Lisa's First Word" slightly paraphrased. Bart hanging onto his crib rails. "Tbarx, from now on, the baby sleeps in the crib." "Crib... crib... I'm a baby!"

Just a reminder:

Buh

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As one of not that many actually born in Seattle, oh well. Sorry for people who are upset, though.

Told ya you needed those.

Too thick for everyday wear, unfortunately. Not practical.

Definitely!

They're a secret for now.

Just when you think you have all the onesies you'll ever need, you see two on successive days that are necessary.

But we don't have to leave the bed or if so, only very briefly.

Not so fleeting for us.

Changies would be so easy with the ring but it still requires willpower.

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We feel your pain.

I can do those. You must be some kind of baby ;)

You did better than a 5 year old!

According to the thread where I found it, the 5 year old gave up after finding the circled mouse.

It did not serve to relax me.

Pretty crazy to task small kids with that one.