It's not that exciting. I went to a burger joint and got a really hot, good burger. When I set it down, the edge of the paper on the basket caught a grease/juice spill and it poured right onto my jeans.
I swear to dog this is not what it looks like. This is not right.
Seems like I remember something like this from last night.
I'm so glad we have good diapers for you. I don't want to wake up in a wet bed.
I think it's just a regular old cold. It doesn't have anything special like flu but it is unpleasant.
In sickness and in health.
Don't sweat it. They will just be envious.
It doesn't seem particularly fair to be afflicted with con crud if you don't go to a con. Just bad timing that it kicks in as if we had been up to something on Saturday.
The regression traps in DC comics world are real.
Canβt unsee it now π
Checks out. You can be pretty squirmy, sometimes.
I have always wanted to go but it's at the worst time of the year for me. BFC fixed that hole in my heart.
This assumes I can get out of the playpen.
When Daddy's in a meeting, you have to wait for a diaper change.
You have to make time for the important things.
Hump Day instructions unclear, wound up buzzing instead. Good times!
Things no one mentions in relationship talk: having to pause mid-diaper change because of a work call. Funnier when it's the baby getting the call.
It just shows how necessary they are for you.
It's pretty hard to tell with those at a glance. I just assume they're wet.
Worth a look!
Just trying to dump the boring cheddar ones. Parmesan or bust!
Choice: I get to choose the onesie sometimes.
You did a big number on them, kid(do)!
Nah, I could hold it. That's irrelevant to me needing to be in diapers. Whether I hold or release, I'm still in diapers and will be in diapers because they're what I need.
Those diapers are sorely missed!
Me clicking on obscured images/videos on Telegram when I'm not all that keen on nudity.
Reminded how handy it would be to have changing facilities for big tiny tigers in the average restaurant.
International Polar Bear Day should come with cash and prizes.