Alex 🤡

Today is my Friday so good morning gay people in my phone xo

Soup season is my favourite btw

Will send location of the grave for flowers and tributes xo

Good morning bsky

(I’m freezing my bollocks off)

Update: we got Persian and I may (MAY) be a little smitten

Fridays date has turned into dinner tonight and I’m so stressed bc I look like i’ve been at work all day (I have)

You sound like my gynaecologist

Okay gushed to @tootylabooty.bsky.social and it healed me

The data developers in the slack channel at work today:

Best pal hasn’t spoken to me in like 3 weeks and I have no one to gush about an most amazing date to 😭

I love my work friends way too much

No. Shan't.

what a week

Yesterday: left work early for a nap

Today: left work early for a facial, extraction and LED therapy

It’s called ✨self care✨

Btw fuck everyone that has a man to take care of them when they’re sick xo hate u

NO FR - I was like bro if I get sick, it makes me really fucking ill and bed bound 💀 then one of them complained about me for saying it wowpdkeuwoqpz

Went on a rampage at work last week because people kept coming to my desk coughing and sneezing and full of plague.

Told them if they have the plague, stay the fuck home. We get SIX MONTHS of full paid sick.

Long story short - i’m now fighting for my life and drowning in tea, help me

Going through an entire strip of Rennie at a Nickelodeon/Disney rave is so humbling actually

As someone that struggles to make friends, to the point my ‘circle’ was 2 people for a lot of years..

This last month, I’ve done so many things with so many different people and I don’t even feel drained or overwhelmed - my heart is so happy 😭😭

A chopping board with a knife, shallots, garlic, ginger, lemongrass and chillis

Soup season SUPREMACY

You clearly needed sleep xox

Despite me looking awkward as fuck (I hate pics) the friend group remained intact

I’m doing an escape room today and I fear I may leave without my friend group intact

Went on a 2nd date tonight. Said he wanted a third, still not even a kiss on the cheek 💔💔

another day being a sl*t in theory but never in practice

*sigh*

I am so full of camembert, send help and lactase

Also if anyone would like to skip the dating and get married hmu

Fully deleted my tinder profile and honestly thinking about the thousand men I matched with and never said hi to

If any of you see this, hi x

Frankly, I’m tired of being tired

Just had an uber home that felt like a first date and then he asked me if I ‘have a lass at home’

Apparently I pass