Kitten

Do I need to adjust my meds or is it just ✨capitalism slowly killing me✨

"What are your boundaries?"
"You have to wear a condom"
"Why?"
"Because that's my boundary."

These are my babies. One large, one smol.
Large: Simba "Bubby"
Smol: Minka "Ginga"

Indie filmmaking is when they make a movie about some ugly piece of shit

A fallen tree with on the right tufts of moss with larger and smaller textures in it. On the left is a group of striped tree fungi, with textures a bit like striped sea shells.

Textured #moss and striped fungi.
#fungifriends

Goodmorning

a woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and the words trendizisst on the bottom right ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and the words trendizisst on the bottom right

I love scheduling men who say they "don't let men do their hair" with male stylists because fuck you

The vibes I'm tryna be on

Part of your soul dies when you join an mlm and post about it on facebook

Trying to convince my friend that lives in Fargo to move to MPLS because bestie why the fuck you still live in North Dakota?

New set up on my fansly! Link in bio 💚

There's no possible way this is the DUMBEST

A man scoops a little hole in the ground and lies face down with his dick in it. His dick grows into a sapling and then a mighty oak. His body remains as stiff as a plank at the top.

Ate pussy for the first time last night and I really don't understand what all these men have been complaining about. That shit was delicious

Minnesota is hella scandi but the metro has that diversity🤌🏻
Dilla Ethiopian

Why is an Italian western a spaghetti western but a Japanese western isn't a ramen western?

This Day in Labor History: February 8, 1887. President Grover Cleveland signed the Dawes Severalty Act into law. The Dawes Act created a process to split up Indian reservations in order to create individual parcels of land and then sell the remainder off to white settlers.

None of these so-called sugar daddies even wanna buy me lingerie for a meet up? Like okay, I'm wearing my old ass target panties then, bro

My first tk!
Tied by gggwolverine on fetlife 💚

Rope kitten in training 💚

She loves to be the little spoon.

How can I get a job without using AI to write my resume?

I have so much game

As an artist, I could never separate another artist from their art. Are you kidding? Art is a piece of the artist. They are inextricably linked. Please, never separate me from my art. If I ever somehow become a monster, forget my name and my creations. Let both die forever. We are one.