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Maybe numbers are a scam and AI has reached a wisdom beyond us all.

Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with.

That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.

New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

Guessing there’s a 0% chance Wicked 2 ends with lesbian plot changes, because we are ruled by cowards.

Nobody would cry if Elphaba doesn’t end up with Pizza Steve or whatever that dude’s name is. Most of the fans rewrite the show in their hearts already.

This is God’s punishment for your lack of faith. When you Bo-lieve, the curse will be lifted.

Did the Predator franchise need a little Minilla guy? I dunno. Does anything need to happen? But I’m glad this came to pass, we need more dumb lil guys.

People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse

Hey remember when the Broncos beat the Chiefs and ended their season?

9-2, baby.

The Denver Broncos Stampede Over The Chiefs For The Win!

I am preposterously happy! Chiefs are done, son!!

Troy Franklin needs to not be a Denver Bronco very very quickly.

Oh Romo is gonna never shut up about Spags all afternoon. Only to never shut up about Mahomes.

Broncos!!

Spinning on my couch in excitement for this game!

Cousins is looking for a job.

Who bought Mike McDaniel and what was his price??

Imagine thinking that Samus needed an awkward bespectacled sidekick and making it a fucking nerd guy, and not a really subby lesbian with a military hardware fetish.

The only “lost” New York I want to hear about is the dingy theaters on 42nd street playing crap B-movies like I Dismember Mama or Shogun Assassins. My great uncle took my teenage mom out to Times Square in the Eighties to see an Italian zombie movie and she was traumatized for life.

Predator: Badlands is one of the most fun movies of the year. It’s funny that even Predators now have the buzzed sides mullet fuckboi haircut.

$166 for three books??

We can have an episode where Pennywise meets Christine and they fall in love. But he has to move on because the job needs him to stop a Buick 8. “I’m sorry, baby, you’ll always be the only car for me.”

There’s a chance this It: Welcome to Derry show is just a Surf Dracula situation and season 2 is about Agent Pennywise working for a vague yet sinister government agency (The Shop?). A buddy cop show co-starring Dick Halloran and they travel the country solving ghost crimes.

True movie lovers will pick Armageddon over Shawshank every day of the week.

Shawshank redemption has the weirdest cultural position of any movie. If you think it’s a bad movie you probably don’t like good movies. If it’s your favorite movie of all time you probably don’t like good movies. If you like good movies you have probably never thought about it for more than 5 mins

This Dissidia Duodenum sticker of chibi Sephiroth confused by the concept of hand soap.

Wait normal people don’t talk to themselves?

My dog knows this feeling.

I don’t think Miles MacKenzie is annoying enough based on these Metroid Prime 4 previews. He needs to kvetch endlessly in a nasally voice like the bank guard from the beginning of Batman Forever.