Ethan: ugh fine
03.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@colezilla04.bsky.social
Just a 21 year old that’s in too many fandoms. Bisexual
Ethan: ugh fine
03.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ethan: *shrugs*
03.08.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan: I was thinking mixing it with a bit of pibby too
03.08.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan: true…
03.08.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan: I need to find a thing that Joshua would like but I don’t know what
03.08.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*Joshus finally caught up to him*
Ethan: I need your help
*Ethan was frantically trying to find stuff for Joshus’s birthday*
*cues to speedfunk*
Ethan: SHIIIIIIIT *runs out of house to the store*
02.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan: …
02.08.2025 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan: birthday?
02.08.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan: hardy har har. What do you want
02.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*meanwhile*
Ethan: aw dammit again Tari?!
Tari: hey you know I’m better than you in Mario kart world
*sees Joshus*
Ethan: oh wassup man
Thomas: wait… does Ethan know about this
02.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thomas: when?
02.08.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thomas: Hey Josh… what’s going on
02.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*Joshua*
29.07.2025 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*before Joshus’s mom was sipping tea when*
Irl me: YOUR SON IS CAUSING MASS MURDER
Ethan: …YOU GOT HIS MOM!!!
Irl me: OH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BRIGHT IDEAS?!… YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Ethan: OH GOOOOD
*then… nothing… it disappeared*
Ethan: how the
Irl me: *appears* uh your welcome
Irl me: YES BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
*Meanwhile*
Ethan: CREATOR WHATEVER YOUR DOING YOU BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP
Irl me: STOP… THROWING… A… FIIIIIIT *he lets go by accident and falls* ow
29.07.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan: JUST TAKE THE IPAD OFF HIM
Irl me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IM DOING
*cues to Tug O War*
*Ethan pulls Joshus out and they all ran. Ethan then rings his creator*
Ethan: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Irl me: ITS JOSHUA. HE’S HAVING A FIT AND TRYING TO CORRUPT STARVILLE
Irl me: OH SHIT
*meanwhile*
Ethan: GUUUYS!!!
Irl me: I’ll do it *he enters through a portal into his room* bro what the fuck is wrong with you. You are having a full on fit
29.07.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Irl me: Jesus Christ he’s haven’t a fucking fit
29.07.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Irl me: wow… for once you was being the mature one
Ethan: was I?
Irl me: make the announcement about the change. Your friends and fans deserve to know
29.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pibby: that doesn’t change the fact that you broke your own rules so suggest that you lift the rule or *Pibby snaps her fingers as Irl Ethan held a jar that had the hivemind*
29.07.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pibby: oh I noticed he’s breaking his own rules
29.07.2025 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0