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Flathead Ted Grant

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Philly. Former mailman, cat-lover, and one-time British Z-List celebrity for a week

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A lot of liberals mocked people on the left for saying that ICE needs to be abolished. I'm not going to say "Told you so," or anything, but i sincerely hope you all see that this isn't a thing that can be reformed. It has to be a root and stem situation. The whole thing has to go.

18.03.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 673    ๐Ÿ” 197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

if anyone challenges this I ask you: is russia currently a communist country? if you think this, it would seem you have a LOT of reading to do lol

28.02.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOMAN: oh wise Solomon, tell us: who is the mother of this child?

BABY: *immediately pisses on Solomon's robe*

SOLOMON: okay. all right. I've got an idea.

25.01.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1272    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

shit

10.01.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nvm, settled on bad

21.12.2024 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

life hitting me w enough good/bad stuff at the same time that I feel like the confused Homer meme rn

21.12.2024 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

28.09.2023 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6266    ๐Ÿ” 1588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

You, a slob: The Last Supper was hilarious because what kinda dudes all sit on the same side of the table lmao

Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant

16.12.2024 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1221    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if they turn their head too quickly you can hear their brain sloshing around

10.12.2024 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

24.11.2024 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9393    ๐Ÿ” 1648    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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hey is this normal weather for this time of year

05.12.2024 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just played lethal company for the first time, laughed so hard I fell off my chair and hit my head twice

05.12.2024 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Matt Walsh โ€ข @MattWalsh... โ€ข 5/29/16 v I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks.
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would you suck every ape's dick to save one human
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I don't like Walsh, he's religions, but the reply lacks wit. Itโ€™s not Oscar Wilde level.

Matt Walsh โ€ข @MattWalsh... โ€ข 5/29/16 v I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks. 680 L2 197 ยฉ 721 K. Thor Jensen ยฎ @kthorjensen Replying to @MattWalshBlog would you suck every ape's dick to save one human 2:22 PM โ€ข 6/4/19 โ€ข Twitter for iPhone 315 Retweets 4,728 Likes < Some reply: I don't like Walsh, he's religions, but the reply lacks wit. Itโ€™s not Oscar Wilde level.

Oscar Wilde WISHES he came up with โ€œwould you suck every apeโ€™s dick to save one human?โ€

03.12.2024 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2202    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge

03.12.2024 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1216    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

in the american mythos, is paul bunyan johnny appleseed's dark opposite?

29.11.2024 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.

Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿปโœจ

28.11.2024 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11243    ๐Ÿ” 6263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73

juzgados goes hard as a fashion brand

25.11.2024 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
25.11.2024 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11785    ๐Ÿ” 2754    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

I'd like to thank Drake in advance for inspiring Kendrick's future 7x Grammy Award winning album.

25.11.2024 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the snow did not fix me, but it also disappeared overnight so who's to say it couldn't have?

25.11.2024 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crazy the degree to which Monster is the least weird thing Urosawa's ever done

23.11.2024 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Mona Lisa, by Junji Ito

21.11.2024 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 449    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Meme dog in a hydraulic press

Meme dog in a hydraulic press

I hate this mf

22.11.2024 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's a little pirate!

22.11.2024 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

little angel!

20.11.2024 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love when jazz musicians do that one thing on the piano

20.11.2024 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2267    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

the people yearn for a little nap

19.11.2024 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My only advice to you on this website is block anyone at any time for any reason. You want to get in fights? Go have six miller lites and three shots of Jack and insult some townie at a dive bar, as God intended.

18.11.2024 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 527    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Plato coming up with his allegory of the cave:

18.11.2024 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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