Joe Thomas

Joe Thomas

@joethomas2024.bsky.social

“It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.” Carl Sagan Follow me on substack: The Joe Thomas Newsletter: https://joethomascrespo.substack.com

5,875 Followers 16,082 Following 619 Posts Joined Nov 2024
21 hours ago

Trump's housing official Bill Pulte blames rising housing costs on Joe Biden.

How is it that a political movement like MAGA came up with Trump Derangement Syndrome while they simultaneously blame everything on Joe Biden, who hasn't been in power for over a year?

LMAO

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4 days ago

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

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5 days ago

Trump killed the supreme leader of Iran, who was in his 80s, and replaced him with his much younger son, who is just as radical. Classic Trump.

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5 days ago

MAGA had a meltdown because Zelenskyy didn't wear a suit to meet Trump.

But Trump wearing a baseball cap at a ceremony for American fallen soldiers is completely okay.

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6 days ago

Fox News Jesse Watters: “Trump is a great parent. Look at his kids. No drinking, no smoking, no tattoos, they are all good looking and successful.”

They stole from a children’s cancer charity.

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1 week ago

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

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2 weeks ago

The Clintons wanted their deposition on the Epstein files to be made public and broadcast live.

Republicans said no.

Republicans then leak a photo taken by a MAGA hack influencer of Hillary Clinton leaked by Boebert, which delayed the hearing.

Republicans:, "Why is she mad? What is she hiding?"

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2 weeks ago

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war.

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

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2 weeks ago

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

Finally, we agree on something.

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2 weeks ago

Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke.

Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him.

Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.

Also…

MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.

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2 weeks ago

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

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2 weeks ago

Republican politician Nancy Mace: "Real men protect women. Donald Trump has protected women from day one."

She must be talking about Ghislaine Maxwell.

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3 weeks ago

Stephen Colbert says CBS refused to air his interview with Democratic candidate James Talerico, fearing FCC blowback from Brendan Carr and Trump.

I’m just thinking about all those people that voted for Trump because they were worried the Democrats were against free speech. 🤔

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3 weeks ago

Mike Johnson talking about a new Republican health care plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."

Since 2016 it's moved from "concepts of a plan" to "notebooks full of ideas."

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3 weeks ago

Trump keeps asking why Zelenskyy isn't having elections in Ukraine.

Facts:

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

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3 weeks ago

🤣

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3 weeks ago

If only Dr. Fauci had talked about heroin helping him get through school and boasted about snorting cocaine off toilet seats, then MAGA could have accepted him to look after the health of their children.

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1 month ago

MAGA lost their minds when they saw photos of Zohran Mamdani eating rice with his hands, but they are perfectly okay with RFK Jr. saying he snorted cocaine off random toilets.

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1 month ago

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war.

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

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1 month ago

RFK Junior: “I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats.”

Imagine if this guy were Secretary of Health of the United States.

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1 month ago

JD Vance: "Our plan is very simple: if you storm a church or assault a federal officer, we're going to do everything we can to put you in prison."

*Storming the Capitol not included.

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1 month ago

Globally, Donald Trump is the most hated and the biggest laughingstock of an American president in modern history.

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1 month ago

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

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1 month ago

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted by a Florida jury of sexually abusing children, including an 11-year-old.

One of Trump's "patriots."

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1 month ago

Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke.

Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him.

Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.

Also…

MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.

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1 month ago

Hulu

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1 month ago

🤣

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1 month ago

In the US, Hulu

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1 month ago

In the US, Hulu

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1 month ago

Yes, also great.

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