Stitch

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“ You were supposed to be the Responsible One!”

“ You were supposed to hold them accountable not join them! Bring balance to the jokester, not leave responsibility in darkness.”

“ DAD!”

“ Please keep your clothes on. I promise you we get that you all are cute or whatever.”

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@ the PAYASO LOCO

“ I know~”

“ yeah you can.”

“ Yep. Magic.”

“ Yes?”

ㅤㅤ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗬.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

Fate did not actually leave thrm in charge of his duties.

“ Pops is off in a different plane of existence so I’m in charge of the Tower & mystical things you’d call Fate for.”

“ Huh. That’s a Talon right there.”

“ Hoot hoot.”

“ Dad’s girlfriend is legit.”

This is 2025. Our government is actively taking rights away from everyone.

“ Oh! Future Batman is here! Coolio. Best costume hands down.”

Stitch used magic to create a illuminating glow when it got too dark.

It’s also just a nasty sewer. This ain’t nothing compared to the Skartaris or the Darkwoods of Gemworld.

But Stitch can sense something was off. The shadow did hide danger.

Goes to investigate the sewers.

@robin0fgotham.bsky.social

“ Since dad isn’t here, i’ll be taking over y’all.”

“ Í dunno what’s going on but something fierce is happening.”

“ Ohp! The magic danger meter is going off and pops not here? Looks like it’s a job for his faithful apprentice!”

“ Who knows? I don’t and he’s a jerk face.”

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@ dad

“ Shame because maybe you’ll learn something if you listened . Not quite as smart as you thought.”

“ Then again, you aren’t quite the #1 guy you think you are.”

“ I don’t need to invest in understanding how to be YOUR version of a meat bag.”

“ Why would I? Like anyone wants to aspire to be you anyway. Terrible boss, out of touch, low-key sus about aliens, and a terrible family man all around.”

“I’m not surprised the rag doll doesn’t understand what it means to be human.”

I beg to differ. Stitch was the best there is in the Academy.