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Josh Gondelman

@joshgondelman.bsky.social

Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.

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By now there’s enough independent, third-party data analysis of AI’s impact (or apparent lack thereof) on the current job market that there’s no reason not to include some skepticism about the executive claim when you write it up.

09.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I dress her!!

08.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honoring my heritage by walking my dog in shorts on the first 65-degree day of the year.

08.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I said a variation of this out loud to my wife hahaha.

08.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@treykerby.bsky.social Textbook wedgie with 43.7 seconds left in the first half of Knicks-Lakers!

08.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5615    πŸ” 3263    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 221

Kind of psyched to lose an hour tonight. Could do with fast forwarding through a few more to be honest.

08.03.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

It’s never too late to say goodbye!

08.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love you too!!

07.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 644    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 22
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07.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do the people who think chatbots are alive also worry that popcorn is angry at them because it's so loud?

07.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t know…I’ve never seen you in the same place at the same time. πŸ€”

07.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect alarm if you’re waking up on the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you.

07.03.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why you’re the best!

07.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever something is described as β€œno nonsense” I’m skeptical. NO nonsense? What do you do during lunchtime?

07.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Absolutely. I think his β€œart guy” intensity was more charming before he clarified that he is less open hearted to some art!

07.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. I think his β€œart guy” intensity was more charming before he clarified that he is less open hearted to some art!

07.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t mean to be a hater but it is also dissonant with his avowed attitude of β€œI am going to work so hard at this and be so great.”

07.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what's up!

06.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight my plan is to watch Marty Supreme on my tv and the Celtics game on my phone to recreate Uncut Gems in the aggregate.

06.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever wrote this joke was speaking directly to my heart.

06.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe these dummies who think their computer has grown a soul would be impressed if Claude or whatever program said: "How about you don't start another forever war?" Instead of just people saying it.

06.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure it was the plan all along, but I still can't believe they're letting Worse Google select military targets.

06.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is! :)

06.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is in TWO WEEKS!!! And it's going to be FUN!

06.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I had seen!

06.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are we doing here, big guy?

06.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruno Mars is another person, certainly.

06.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Grok is this true?

06.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0