Matt @aboatinthereeds - Bluesky Profile

Government is shut down so let’s go dig up them bones!

29.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His eye gets more disturbing the longer I look

26.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmm, deep fried Dracula!

22.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

21.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 16726 🔁 2313 💬 282 📌 136

Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now WATERBURY, VT—Admitting that the bar used to be much, much lower, local 38-year-old Jeremy Griffiths confirmed Tuesday that his childhood best friend Ben Martin would never make the cut now. “If we di...

Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now

18.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 914 🔁 49 💬 3 📌 10

Despite Pokey’s tearful pleas, Gumby continues to mow down pedestrians.

18.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Making coffee and dancing to Kimi No Mune Kyun. Do I need the coffee?

13.10.2025 09:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aha! He’s a Blur fan!

11.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Shouldn’t she be at Trader Joe’s?

11.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Art Clokey’s Skinamarink

11.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are they… fighting?

11.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was some crunchy granola!

07.10.2025 12:02 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Rose, rose, rose, primrose!

01.10.2025 10:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…I don’t get why straight men are so gay with each other.

18.09.2025 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, that’s unfortunately true

18.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Plasticine Fingers of Dr. T

13.09.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Good gourd almighty!”

13.09.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice angle

11.09.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While in there, someone tried to rent Gumby.

07.09.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s a freak between the sheets.

07.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like both but prefer the right

02.09.2025 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a red jumpsuit with a sticker on his chest that says simonson ALT: a man in a red jumpsuit with a sticker on his chest that says simonson

02.09.2025 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah! Usually I find purslane growing from cracks in the street.

02.09.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s mesmerising

24.08.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We killed them all after filming wrapped.

23.08.2025 08:24 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

This is a real ad??

21.08.2025 07:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had a flower bed there you plasticine jerk!

15.08.2025 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beard’s coming back? Nice

13.08.2025 15:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh right, the episode where Gumbi is a coke mule

13.08.2025 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rough-legged hawk and skunk eating meat

12.08.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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