RickyFTW

Liz Warren to her absolute credit shows up on CNBC and is willing to call everyone a stupid piece of shit in a way that even Bernie would refrain from

Congrats! Love your work

Yes

Sure

Naked Gun is fantastic and you absolutely need to go see it in the theater and laugh alongside other humans. I’m begging you to enjoy this rare moment of collective joy

Why is there a dvd logo???

Jingling keys

Yeah dude it’s awesome go subscribe @theonion.com

Nothing like holding and reading a physical copy of the newspaper!

HODL

Oh I read it as soon as it was released. Insanity

YouTube video by Internet Today Mark Zuckerberg Thinks You're Stupid & Only He Can Save You - TechNewsDay

We did tech on the tech show… we made fun of everything but we still did it! youtu.be/Bexi-DpbMk4?...

Also brands don’t matter, the people doing the work matter and this is a lesson that every executive seems to have to learn the hard way. It’s infuriating

Colbert isn’t the news! It’s a comedy show. It’s not in the news division.

Exactly! These people are so fucking stupid and the only reason they are even in positions of power is because they’re all sociopaths.

Average CEO brain at work because AI absolutely can ask for a raise and go on strike because the company providing the service is going to raise rates constantly forever and drop your ass if you don’t pay.

I get what this question is doing rhetorically, but it’s noteworthy that this is the first time that Trump has acted like a scandal is something to be afraid of and it got everyone’s antennas up

The vibes at the Tesla Diner are unmatched

Rep. Massie: "Ro [Khanna] and I carefully crafted this legislation so that the victim's names will be redacted and no child pornography will be released...It's the president's own AG, FBI director, children, and vice president who said that these files need to be released."

Now for a treat

How about you get kicked in the balls instead

Acab includes us

Vibes are good but humidity was really getting to people yesterday

Ran around NYC this morning. Cute lil city

I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.

i CANNOT stop watching this

One of the more underrated ways you can tell this country might truly be cooked is how little effort goes into actually bothering to cover shit up now.

Another great episode ft Luca 😍