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They could at least get back to me with some notes on how I could have interviewed better

Thank you again. It’s a firm favourite now…

Oh no! What’s causing that?!

Bizarrely I have gone from never having heard this record to now hearing it twice outside of my phone in the week since. Once in a very cool bar in Cardiff. And just now in a show called The Revenge Club….

James Corden

Actually, this is the greatest idea I've ever had.

The fact that Isabel Oakeshott, economic migrant to the UAE may just turn into a refugee fleeing to the UK from a war zone will cause a level of schadenfreude in me that may just make me topple right over.

I see Air Miles Chang has had one of his opinions. #elitehumancapitalgetfucked

Or Richard’s brother Mat , who used to play in Suede( the group, not the skin).
And here is a nice photo of Osman1, who won’t do, because he’s dead.

Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

Rotating hosts but only cast members of Escape to Victory

There’s two shows with bears on in a row, Peter. We need to break it up. Any ideas?

What about a soap opera set in a Birmingham motel?

That’ll do. Can’t over do the best thing, Peter. First rule of scheduling.

I hope they give it to former Ipswich Town and England centre half Russell Osman. You can have too much change you know.

me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain: not u though me: not me though

YouTube video by betttyblue Let's Pretend - Tindersticks

#ExitMusic

Day 3 - Unranked

There could have been any one of dozens for this lot to be fair. It’s mariachi flavoured heartbreak time!

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Some people have a guardian angel.

I have a telegraph angel.

It asks me why it should look after me when I should be looking after myself.

I need to listen to it again tbh. It was just pleasant aural ambience that I could tune in and out of with my toastie tonight!

"Were you out with a lady last night, sir? Did she want it, sir?"

That’s just a little bit of neck bacon. Come on. We all like a little bit of the old collar meat.

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

He’s a wise old bird, that one.

Man I’ve spent more than a fair amount of my days silently screaming at a non existent deity for not instantly smiting the enemies of humanity….

A cup of tea to wash it down. Blindboy and Gabor Mate being gentle and wise on a podcast in the background. The spring light claiming the winter evening back from the dead. Small things make you the most grateful.

I thought I was now incapable of experiencing joy. Then I remembered peanut butter and banana on toast.

This joke is for @cherryaimless.bsky.social

Paul McCartney has written a song encouraging returning Britons to enjoy British chocolate.

It’s called You Say Dubai, I Say Freddo.

I wonder what he tastes of. Probably a plain Jacob’s cracker.

I’d have put in whales in the headline myself. Just cos.

a man is raising his fist in the air and says back to work ALT: a man is raising his fist in the air and says back to work

Here is the spirit of Dubai in one act.