Fourfoot

So good. The cafe in Southgate that does amazing hot chocolate is another must…

I must admit I like the idea of Jesus up there in heaven endlessly doomscrolling and copy pasting the same text to thousands of gullible Americans.

When I type the word gullible my phone instantly suggests Americans as the next word…

Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like

Border collies
The Fall (band)
Long walks
The Gower peninsula
Local Hero
Lemon drizzle cake
Drinks with pals
Short stories
Naps
Pub quizzes

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

Trumps forever blowing Bubba….

Children in Need celebrates raising less than half the amount Michelle Mone still owes the government for faulty PPE Friday night saw Children in Need raise an incredible £46m, which is about 40% of the amount of money still owed by companies linked to Michelle Mone for faulty PPE delivered during the covid pande…

NEWS! Children in Need celebrates raising less than half the amount Michelle Mone still owes the government for faulty PPE

New Testament. Who dis?

Hmm

This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.

Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.

a man wearing sunglasses says " absolute failure " in front of a pizza ALT: a man wearing sunglasses says " absolute failure " in front of a pizza

Just done Big Shop. Forgot bog roll.

Just seen a picture in a post where somebody is holding a receipt and their fingernail is dirty and I’m shuddering at the thought of me doing that without realising it and being cancelled and mocked.

Excellent stuff.
#Viz

That one of the most naturally gifted footballers of all time should be one of the worst human beings ever to play the sport is kinda symbolic of how far football has fallen.

YouTube video by RHINO All Saints - War of Nerves (Official Music Video)

#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge
Day 15 (unranked)

All Saints - War of Nerves

The Golden Age of UK Girl Bands being currently in vogue with that documentary etc, feels only right to include one of the highlights from that post Britpop pre 9/11 idyll

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Love Actually sequel looks bleak

today has been cancelled go back to bed ALT: today has been cancelled go back to bed

When you can’t sleep, recall seeing a 5 star review of some new drama on telly, turn it on and then realise Jack fucking Whitehall is the lead.

Bus home didn’t turn up. Half hour walk home in the absolute shithouse rain or ….

Due to incidents beyond my control….

The best bit of any Friday is the Dogs of the Week

Question 1: Are phone cheats killing the pub quiz? Quizmasters are banning smart devices, using dedicated apps and finding plain old honesty can combat trivial offences

Question 1: Are phone cheats killing the pub quiz? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Sending the best vibes I have available.

Can someone bring me a roast dinner thank you nice.

Force Midgeure #unusuedpunchlines

Today, from 2.30, on BBC Radio Wales with Eleri - reviews of The Running Man, Nuremberg & Playdate, and my 3 of the best films with 'forward motion' in their titles - running, walking, stepping, hiking etc (and any variations of those words). Joiwch.

Tina Turner Soldier Spy. #unusedpunchlines

It’s ok, it’s a bog standard 5/10 effort but it’s in for the duration.

Once again I’ve been forced to confront the downside of Hair of the Dog as a strategy for delaying the hangover.

YouTube video by KLF The KLF - What Time Is Love? (Live at Trancentral) (Official Video)

#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge
Day 14 (unranked)

KLF - What Time is Love

Still an absolute tune. The KLF are the only act that could get me to go to Glastonbury. Imagine it. The KLF headlining that is. Not a 54 year old man going “look at all these fuckin stupid tents”.

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Strong relate

Never fell as hard for a band as I did for Pixies. Instant gratification. Visceral and ridiculous. All the things an 18 year old lad wants from music.