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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
01.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This new Chesapeake Oyster Catchers logo was released earlier this year and what exactly was the approval process?

10.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 5

Just swallowed a bottle of Tylenol and now I’m amazing at Blackjack

23.09.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that facts matter anymore, but you can already get cane sugar Coke fairly readily in the Western US.......

22.07.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The person who came up with the name 'quishing' for this scam method needs to be tied to an anthill.

www.9news.com/article/mone...

11.07.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tough week for some legacy names in West Michigan with Kellog's being sold and Howard Miller shutting its plant down.

11.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where were you when, by all measures, the most predictable thing ever happened?

05.06.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They show up to watch the other team.

12.05.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DEEP DISH COMMUNION WAFERS

08.05.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1861    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 30

The Freakonomics podcast did a 2-part series on this a while ago that made me want to throw my phone.

06.05.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A million years ago working in a Menards-ish place a coworker (also a fan) and I had an ongoing bit of randomly asking β€˜Does your dog bite?’ when it was slow and/or we needed to lighten things up.

22.04.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, that’s the other account…

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22.04.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not any more…..,,

22.04.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

let's keep Bluesky an April Fools-free zone, that shit is for dorks only

01.04.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

welcome to opening day, if you wanted a game on during the afternoon to entertain yourself you can fuck off

sincerely,
rob manfred

27.03.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

DENVER, FALSE SPRING IS ALMOST OVER AND THEN IT'S BACK TO WINTER'S BULLSHIT. THE GOOD NEWS IS IT AIN'T OVER YET β€” POOL PARTY AT MY PLACE @ NOON, BRING YR SPLIFFS, MAI TAIS AND LOOSE MORALS.

SUN: 69Β°/39Β°
MON: 62Β°/34Β°
TUE: 45Β°/23Β°
WED: 55Β°/28Β°
THU: 49Β°/26Β°
FRI: 39Β°/24Β° FREAKING SNOW

02.03.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With single day lift tickets near or over $300 at Vail properties, I would think Cooper’s visits would be soaring…..

28.02.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

28.02.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12061    πŸ” 2232    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 127
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We used to kid PHo about their music, but it’s time to have a serious conversation about Cosmo and Aria. Last night Stuck In The Middle With You got me to cash out and leave Cosmo.

And just now in Aria

24.02.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The numbers have to be getting soft around these parts if we were able to score this upgrade at check-in on a Saturday afternoon

23.02.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

12" of snow overnight and mid-50s tomorrow.

Let the street flooding begin!

21.02.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re going to use this as justification to just stop paying Social Security.

Period.

17.02.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy β€œSweet 17” to this huggable, wuvable fuzzy fella! 😍

11.02.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Annndd…Congratulations Totinos. It was a tight contest but you’ve won the WTF title versus a very strong field this year.

10.02.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that ad was cursed

10.02.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Let’s go ahead and add in the Tubi people. The fuck was that?

10.02.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Nike ad with the stars of Women’s sports backed by Whole Lotta Love for the win

10.02.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to see proof of the bona fides of the person who signed off on that.

And of all the flying facial hair ads also for that matter

10.02.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Eagles D front 4 is absolutely wrecking everything

10.02.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap. A poster on Discord for The Lines posted a suggestion for Cooper Dejean as an anytime TD scorer at +2800 early this morning.

10.02.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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