Matt Trueblood

Ugh then what’s even the point??

Even if he doesn’t have la primera palabra, it’s fine. And also, Austin Wells is a major-league catcher. He knows some Spanish. I PROMISE he knows some Spanish.

I know there *will* be, but imo, there *shouldn’t* be anyone mad at you for this. Your anger is righteous. The fact that I can’t do anything to stop this does not mean I’m not complicit in it, unfortunately. For many of us here, that’s the worst part: knowing that we are guilty by association.

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“I don’t get it!” the leader of the free world said. “They’re all brown people. All Muslims even!”
“There must be some mistake,” his advisors chanted in unison, as the leader walked away, trailed by a suitcase that can blow up the world in 7 minutes.

📍 Marked safe from having encountered Pat McAfee in Arizona

Remember like 20 years ago, when Grinnell tried to invent Cocaine College Basketball? This was *not* just modern, fast-paced and 3-point heavy ball. They tried to create like 150 possessions a game or something.

Dune, worm's my car

Right, as opposed to *into*

To fix this country, we’re going to have to take money from your richest cousin or sibling, and in too many places, we’re cowering from the hard work of making that clear and palatable—to ourselves, let alone to those 10%ers themselves.

Everyone wants the 0.1% to be the enemy, because none of us know anyone in the 0.1%. Some have tried the 1%, but that gets uneasy ‘cuz a lot of us know a person in the 1%.

The top 10% is the enemy. You absolutely know someone you should be regarding as an oppressor. But no one wants to admit that.

Timeline clense

I guess I’m built different then, because I’m right. I SWEAR I’m right.

The Unhappiest Camper at Brewers Spring Training is Still a Positive Presence Reese McGuire is a good soldier. He's carrying himself well this spring, finding chances where he can and knowing more playing time is coming. But he's also Maryvale's sternest reminder that baseball can be a ruthless business.

Reese McGuire is a good soldier. He's carrying himself well this spring, finding chances where he can and knowing more playing time is coming. But he's also Maryvale's sternest reminder that baseball can be a ruthless business. #brewers #milwaukee #thisismycrew

Does it... help to know you're not alone? Maybe?

If ever the source has shouted louder than the signal

With that name, his teammates should have come up with a better nickname.

Wags
Waggy
Wagsy
Waygu
Packs
Packer
Spackle
Spacker
Spacks
Jake Wagon

Waggers
Packo
JW
J-Dub
Dubbies
Gues (pronounced “GOOSE”)
Gues (pronounced “GUESS”)
Guesy (pronounced “Gwessie”)

A screenshot of the header of Jacob Waguespack’s MLB.com player page. His listed nickname is just his surname.

“Bob Russell’s Secret Service code name is, Bob Russell.”

Four up, four down in the second frame of Woodruff’s sim game, as he seemed to get down the mound better and everything was a bit sharper. One strikeout.

34 pitches, extended the inning to get there, but didn’t do a third ‘up’ as had been originally planned. Team continues to take it slow.

Nothing that will make your eyes pop in the first inning from Woodruff. Some hard contact and some cheap hits. One swing-and-miss. Looked comfortable but doesn’t have the throttle fully open yet—as planned. Will throw at least one more frame.

Brandon Woodruff mid-delivery

Brandon Woodruff warming up for a sim game here in Maryvale:

As Pat Murphy's Annual Pick to Click, David Hamilton Has a Role Awaiting Him. What is It? Milwaukee's manager is palpably, uncontainably excited about the infielder his team picked up in a trade just before spring training began. David Hamilton has a chance to play more than you'd think in...

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As Pat Murphy's Annual Pick to Click, David Hamilton Has a Role Awaiting Him. What is It? Milwaukee's manager is palpably, uncontainably excited about the infielder his team picked up in a trade just before spring training began. David Hamilton has a chance to play more than you'd think in...

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Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

See that’s the big drawback of the show at Sphere, is you have to duck!

Wizard of Oz at Sphere review: Amazingly vibrant, immersive. Was kicked in head by that person who hung themselves on set and ended up in the film. 6/10

And they don’t even have Davis’s pickoff move to escape jams.

They couldn’t book Dodger Stadium so it couldn’t take place in New York.