Most days in my life: Wake up, trudge, write some stuff, read some stuff, hope it leads to money
One day every few years: DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAMS TO COME TRUE AND ALSO OTHER GOOD THINGS???!!!
Anyways good luck to me trying to fall asleep tonight I guess
Most people do! It’s just infuriating in a very specific way for me, personally
It’s LA LA LAND. I don’t see how anyone pursuing a career in the arts could watch a guy whine about touring playing keys for John Legend or breaking up with his girlfriend because she has a film shoot in Paris and not scream about how many people they would kill for that life
This guy is my rep and I hate that he's become the "reasonable Republican" that's constantly on MSNOW because he fuckin' sucks. Then again, our mayor was arrested for assault and drunk-and-disorderly and the mayor before that embezzled from a church...
brb filing to run for office
All of STRIP LAW is great but I am gonna be laughing about Kyle & Skyle (who are INNOCENT) for maybe the rest of my life, incredible bit. Plz watch STRIP LAW so I personally can watch a second season
This paints a very vivid picture of your command center (also God bless you for doing what I don't have the strength to do)
My dude why the everlasting fuck are you running cover for an illegal war that YOU YOURSELF ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE VOTED ON
Somehow, Max Landis returned
I’ll be very happy when It happens, but we’ll only be able to rest easy when It happens to every last one of these goons
Statistically the most likely to be hurled headfirst down hills, stairs, etc in their childhood?
Taking the new kitchen contraption for a spin for Valentine’s dinner with a lil shabu shabu/KBBQ combo
I largely use the base Tartine recipe, big recommend!
Bro looks great, kick up that initial oven temp and you’ll get more spring and browning but that’s a tasty sandwich
It’s fucking heartbreaking watching the pleas from MN residents start echoing the pleas from Gaza residents
Hilarious to picture DHS lowlifes having to monitor shitposts from the most mundane kitten and cross-stitch subreddits because literally everyone hates ICE so much they’re all just churning out memes now
The “listens to emo music because crush doesn’t like me” to incel ICE agent pipeline is alarmingly shorter than I thought
You’re 16, just got your first job at a fancy country club. A rich man says you could be a model, gives you his card. You call, next thing you know you’re 100 miles from your family and just gotta do one thing before you can go home.
“But we’ve shifted on that, in a good way.” Fuck these ghouls.
The dominance of self-tapes in WONDER MAN implies the existence of an MCU Covid pandemic
My local cinema seems a little embarrassed to be showing the Melania movie
Anyways, such to all fascists
You’re telling me the racist army is buying huge buildings in which to “camp” “concentrations” of people?
If a movie doesn’t have any reviews out by the Wednesday before its release it’s a *very* bad sign.
No reviews *hours* after the premiere of MELANIA on a *Thursday*? lol this thing is trash and we’re gonna see some very funny meltdowns this weekend
Jesus weeping and throwing up Christ it's not a goddamned "shadow network" it's NEIGHBORS protecting their NEIGHBORS
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
SMASHING MACHINE is not a bad movie but I can’t stop thinking about this shot in which the Rock looks like a roided-out Billy Zane in a telenovela
The NFC North sub had been going hard since this morning, understandably
They’ve united NFL shitpost Reddit
ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom
I am very proud of (and unsurprised by) the level of community action happening in my former home of Minnesota, and I don't post about it much because if I said what I think should happen to ICE and their allies On Here I would be immediately banned
