adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
i think about this post all the time
I remember one time I went to a restaurant and it just ended up being in somebody’s house and the family tried to figure out what was wrong with their oven while I sat in their living room. 5 out of 5 would repeat.
It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
making a bratz look out of 128 estrogen syringes (for 128 weeks of hormones) and a top from the instruction manual for estradiol valerate is very me coded idkk
The Starry Night:
it's working, keep going
here’s how madame web can still win
Living deliciously
He said, "pls stop sending me so much hole"
people that live in chicago love to be like “i love living in chicago”
everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky
Rest in peace, #MichelleTrachtenberg.
A wonderful actress taken from us far, far too soon. 💔
shout out to whoever invented music, that shit slaps
Suddenly gripped with terrible anxiety and dread, and I keep being like, what is the cause of this?? And then I think about the 500 concurrent legitimate causes of dread and anxiety, and still I’m like, but why do I feel this way!
This week on Shut Up, Bitch! we get to see just how empty Tyler's head is and John can't stop talking about shidding and farding. And that's us trying to sell you on watching it youtu.be/0TSfNLX2pAg
I loved too mexicanly and am paying the price today
Someone came out of the yarn room
Meal preparation some honey-harissa BBQ (tofu)
frantically cramming these words into the opening verse of “house of the rising sun”
Hi and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYTj... Ep 1 is now live weee
I am a gay man on Bluesky.
I don't have a six pack.
I don't have a big chest.
I don't have a fat cock.
So I don't have very many followers.
But I still post here. Because I believe in democracy. And the good of my country. 🇺🇸🏳️🌈
This feels unserious
