Kerith Burke

At least basketballs don’t pop

Steve Kerr is doing an event tonight with OpenAI’s Sam Altman: www.eventbrite.com/e/at-the-tab...

*Horford

Warriors three point percentage rankings.

A look at the Warriors’ three point shooting percentages. Jimmy’s on top, (9-18). Look where Steph is (30-78). Look where Buddy (9-32) and Hordford (5-17) are.

A friend told me that years ago the organization he worked for would talk publicly about funding crises by saying something like “we’re not broke, we’ve been robbed” to get people to think about how the government and elected officials impact the economy.

Nobody’s Girl audiobook on Spotify

This is what I’m listening to right now when I get ready for work, and I’m not at the Prince Andrew part yet 🤮

I want to see this like Shams breaking news, with a photo and EVICTED in all caps.

Welp he’s out, a late scratch with knee soreness.

I’m not on a high horse either, I check before every Bucks game to refresh myself 😅

A public service announcement for how to pronounce Giannis Antetokounmpo.

From the Bucks’ game notes, how to pronounce Giannis Antetokounmpo.

Kerr says yes, Kuminga is a starter, and tonight he’ll guard Harden, after previously guarding Ja and Luka.

“I could not be happier with JK, his play, his approach, his communication…he's really off to a great start,” said Kerr.

Draymond has six assists with 6:02 left to play in the first quarter.

A nutritionist told me Triscuits are one of the best cracker snacks because the ingredients are whole wheat and a little salt for taste. That’s it!

Your only hope is to get fouled over and over and over and pray your knees make those free throws

Steph Curry's start to the season:

vs Lakers - 23 points
vs Nuggets - 42 points
vs Blazers - 35 points

100 points over the first three games.

Zena’s show debuts tomorrow!

So awesome 😘

every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman

The Amish have social media now and they are rude.

Some rando told me to cover my winter white legs.

I’m wearing pants.

Here’s one for the dumb column, from Instagram. I was wearing pants.

Should I make a video compiling the dumbest, most offensive, and most sexual comments I get on social media this season, set to My Heart Will Go On?

I remember my first season on the job covering the Warriors, how many strangers would be up in my DMs asking “is (this person) playing tonight?” It was constant and annoying and the reason I linked the injury report in my bio.

My country tis of thee
Sweet land of beer and wings
Of Ds I sing

Warriors This guy
🤝
Strength in Numbers

Jimmy Butler and Buddy Hield bobblehead.

The faces turned out well!

Anyway, back to the original post…how is it not a glorified wikipedia post some dork writes about himself while demanding the pedestal is higher, higher

One big house of cards built on nothing that mattered. There are some people who are very good at what they do in PR and I loved my coworkers. But I always felt like an outsider and a wheel-spinner with assignments that were so! important! in a tea cup.

…in order to reach our monthly KPIs for client placement, we reached out to the trade publications and sites, stuff that looked like media but only within the client’s industry. Pitching places you’ve never heard of and I can’t remember now.

When I very briefly worked in PR, we were tasked with getting clients quoted or featured in newpapers, mags, big-name business sites online, etc. But real outlets do not care about these clients’ products because it’s not NEWS and often, it’s not even interesting. Sooooo…

“The punches will be pulled” 😂