Well then don’t give him a fucking knife idiot!
No Dr. Oz. How about YOU prove you matter. Then look in the mirror and examine what kind of stoole sample you are you massive piece of shit
I don’t care how much you water this industry plant. You can never make me like Benson Boone
No Simone Biles. You were right the first time. Riley Gaines is sick in the head. She’s been griping and whining about being robbed of opportunities on her massive transphobic platform all because Riley tied for 4th against a trans woman and both lost to 3 cis women. Don’t give them an INCH
To all democrats suggesting we align with Elon. Quit your fucking job. You’ve CLEARLY had your heads so far up your own ass that you forget this k-hole A-hole IS A FUCKING NAZI!
If you host a party with 10 people, a Nazi shows up, and no one kicks him out, you’re at a party with 11 Nazis
Happy pride month. And if you live in a place where pride isn’t allowed, happy brick shopping month. Don’t ask for permission to celebrate. Take up space before it’s taken from you
King Tyra only coming out of her hole to read queens that passed away tells you everything you need to know about how spineless, tactless, feckless, heartless, brainless, tasteless, and senseless she really is. King Tyra; do yourself a favor and retire.
Katy Perry didn’t go to space. She went to the parking lot and took a picture
That rocket did a loop around the cosmic block. Katy Perry went to space the same way kids will count layovers as “states I’ve visited”
Once every three months when Azealia Banks says something you agree with, then immediately followed by something indefensibly unhinged
video idea for Mr. Beast. He sits in a chair and is bullied non stop for 7 days by 1000 people filtering in and out. If he can make it the entire week without losing his fake ass smile he gets to keep his wealth. If he breaks he has to redistribute his wealth and quit YouTube. “iT bRiNgS aWaReNeSs.”
Modern Idina Menzel musicals are all just a group of Gen x looking up into the rafters singing about their dreams wearing sensible layers.
The new Mario kart is $80 because the switch 2 allows you the player to huff your go karts gasoline. It has to be right? Because why the fuck else would anyone pay $80 for the 17th installment of the same racing game
Question: how does one “illegally” boycott a company? Am I required by law to purchase from Tesla? Is the act of not giving Elon my money a crime? The party of “free market” capitalism everyone. Only losers drive swasticars and I’m growing a desire to play bologna frisbee close to their paint jobs
I don’t blame you. The album is great, but that song came up and I couldn’t let the hot take go unsaid
Who’s the real star of white lotus season 3? Parker Posey’s accent? Or Jason Isaac’s cock and balls?
“Don’t call tonight” is just Alejandro’s reheated nachos #mayhem
I’d much rather have transgender mice than fascist rats
This is a scam. This app is not made by the same company that made bluesky
Hunny youre stashed away in the back of this picture like an intern. Can’t imagine a sadder flex
How about we throw it in the trash for free?
Weird Al being a brony probably shouldn’t surprise me. I’m just happy for the lore drop
All these people posting about #magaregret can suck my whole dick. We’ve been warning you that this would happen and you called us snowflakes, groomers, and cultural marxists. Wanna make it right? You better be the loudest motherfuckers in the resistance and protect those you once persecuted istfg
Has anyone checked in on the Philadelphia swifties?
Sorry but whose butt is shaped like this? Betty fucking Spaghetti???
Oh god. I fear she’d be voted out immediately and my little heart couldn’t take it
Funny thing about CONSERVATISM, it’s a lot less work to CONSERVE the status quo than it is to actually implement meaningful improvements. That’s why corruption is so rampant. Why challenge billionaires when they’re literally paying you to do nothing?
“If democrats did this we wouldn’t hear the end of it” ya girly pop! When will you learn that they believe the rules don’t apply to them?
The democrat party is cooked. While Trump tries to take away civil rights and government funding, @schumer.senate.gov suggests that we the people, “contact our elected officials”
THATS YOU DIPSHIT!!!!
I’m tired of these bullshit games. Time to elect actual leftists who actually care about people
Impossible. You can never think about it enough 😂
