chloe (aka reserve)

Conclave fanfic? Old man yaoi? Don’t mind if I do. archiveofourown.org/works/61953271

Spotify Wrapped really said “you might be gay.”

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

Screenshot of the statement from Costco

Screenshot of the statement from Costco

Screenshot of the statement from Costco

Just read the response from Costco to shareholders requesting it back down from DEI. It was glorious. It begins "Our Board has considered this proposal and believes … an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." and gets better. A happy investor #diversityandinclusion

James Fitzjames “dearest boy” confirmed.

Do you guys ever think about how Band of Brothers changed the fandom graphics aesthetic for like, literal decades?

Merry Eepy Christmas!

🤦🙃

ALIX IM DYING

Would anyone want to join a Conclave discord or???

I can’t tell you how much I spent frantically googling “papal vestments” and elements of “choir dress” yesterday…. /:

PLEASE make them kiss. I am all wrapped up in the most unexpected love triangle of 2024.

Me, taking in the physical aesthetics of a burgeoning ‘ship, clearly on the precipice of obsession and ruin: “oh no.”

Guys…all I can think about is CONCLAVE (2024). I’m in some kind of religious kink papal fugue state. I want to put that old man in a situation.

Did I love it enough? Was I dazzled?

it’s weirdly super delicious but I once ordered one in NYC just to try it and the bartender refused to make it.

THEY GAVE IT TO ME IT WAS AN EXTRA!! my server thinks im a freak but I had to tell him about supper clubs

Just realized this river cruise I’m on makes a ~~supper club~~ old fashioned with muddled cherry, orange and a sprite topper. I am THRILLED by the intense midwestern energy on this boat and I have never felt both more and less American in my life as an East coast Jew on a Christmas cruise lmao.

Guess where I am.

It is so good!! Worth the time to read it for sure.

The internet is so beautiful if you choose to see it that way ;-;

“Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking” could only be watchable if one baker insisted on having a drarry-themed project for every challenge.

Mickey Mouse is so camp.

It’s available to buy on Apple TV and I’m gonna do it.

Yessssss!! I need to see the movie one more time and I may have to join you.

This is good I actually WEPT. archiveofourown.org/works/60595882

The girlies are writing Conclave (2024) fanfictions and I could not be happier!!! It’s what we deserve.

Love to be late for work, damp, and waiting behind a middle aged tourist as she attempts to use a Visa gift card at Starbucks.

It’s crazy that my most popular kylux fic has Hux topping and while I’m not super specific about that stuff I don’t think I wrote It more twice.

My bookmarks are truly top notch. But also catch me on page one of most kudos. ANYTHING by holly is IT tho. Or Brawls. Or Imochan.